CCC Says: "You there. Yeah, I’m talking to you. Did you steal that mouse your holding? How about the monitor, did you pay for that, or snatch it up one night when Best Buy left their back door open? I’ll bet that PS4 behind you is hot too. Does your friend know you ripped him off the day you stole his next-gen system? Frankly, I’m disgusted. It’s pathetic thieves like you that give the rest of us upstanding citizens a bad name. No wonder anti-USA sentiment is on the rise. It’s because of degenerate kleptomaniacs like you! If I were an American bald eagle, I’d likely have a tear running down my beak right now. You sir (or madam as the case may be) make me sick!
You see what I did there? I just made a shit-ton of assumptions about you that were likely unfair, not to mention unjustified. Now ask yourself: “If I wouldn’t let Jason, a guy I don’t even know, treat me like this…why should I turn a blind eye when the gaming industry does the same?”