W: Some games manage to pull off (ahem) these romantic sequences quite well, like the celebrated multiple choice lovemaking sessions on offer in the Mass Effect and Dragon Age titles. Those are the top tier, though – there’s a whole lot of grubby guff to be found elsewhere. Games where the sex scenes are totally unnecessary (well, even more unnecessary), inappropriate, terrifying, or just plain unsexy. These are the ten most horrendous video game sex scenes and, it probably goes without saying, this article features a whole mess of NSFW – potentially NSFL – content. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.