Story of What a Little S**t Gamer I Was

Kevin of Paranerds writes " I’m 26. 27? 26? I forget. I was born in 1987 so I’m assuming 26, you do the math. That’s not the point. The point is I recently have been saving to buy myself a PlayStation 4 (over an Xbox One because Fanboy OMG FTW!!!) and have been struggling with that. Mostly because as a semi-adult I’ve come to conclusion that rent and food is a little more important than a PlayStation 4 (especially since I want one for a demo…P.T.). But I wasn't always this worrisome because as a kid I would break all my games and consoles and a new one would show up. Why? Because I was a little shit. A horrible feminine-fat-little shit. You think the kids on Xbox Live are bad, let me tell you how much of a little shit I was."

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roadkillers1548d ago (Edited 1548d ago )

Enjoyed the story. I too was a little shit. Never broke any consoles, but did scratch the shit out of Scorpion King on PS2 because the game sucked. Also threw a PS2 controller or 2 for FFX. Also a $500 PS3 yellow lighted. No idea I could sell it for repair I took it apart and in turn broke it.

Never pee'd on a console though. You left it on the side of the road for someone else to pick up. I bet every time you tell that story you have a smile across your face :)