The Sad, Inevitable Oculus Rift Boob-Grabbing Game Is Here

You can do some cool shit with the Oculus Rift: You can simulate what flying feels like, or use it to pick out your next car. And if you have less experience with the female anatomy than Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin, now you can use it to simulate grabbing a handful of boob. This is creepy. Ah, technology.

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UltimateMaster1129d ago (Edited 1129d ago )

Want something to go viral? Add porn.
It worked for the VHS, it worked for the internet in the 90s so why not?
Ok, maybe the HD DVD didn't fare as well..

Mr Pumblechook1128d ago

I hate these White Knight articles by amateur 'journalists' that think they have got the right to tell gamers what is acceptable and what is not.

Whilst Oculus Rift boob games are not at the top of my pre-order list I see no harm as long as they feature consenting adults. Over the years there have been many games that have allowed you to date NPC and this just makes it a tad more interactive!

It's easy to try and intimidate gamers into staying away from it by suggesting they are sad but as long as it doesn't harm anybody then one person's opinion should not be used to dictate the content available to others.

An utterly abhorrent article that uses the sexist argument to attack gamers.

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DragonKnight1128d ago

Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong with boobs? So many SJWs constantly talk down about boobs and I really don't get it. Were they told that boobs are poisonous or something? What's wrong with grabbing boobs? They aren't even REAL boobs. What, are the SJWs going to try to say "virtual sexual assault" now?

guitarded771128d ago

Title should read...

"The Sad, Inevitable Oculus Rift *Japanese Boob-Grabbing Game Is Here"

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Magicite1129d ago

3D next-gen boobs? What more can a man wish?!

Dlacy13g1129d ago

@GrayFOX333 could be said better. Real boobs > Virtal boobs in every way, shape and form...literally.

nosferatuzodd1129d ago

real boob real vagina i can see it now this is how the world end every man have a sex droid in their basement no one have any kids any more poof we go out of existence

boneso821128d ago (Edited 1128d ago )

All these guys saying real boobs are better, have you seen the state on some real boobs? They can be messed up man!

Virtual boobs can be any size, shape and colour you like... I have seen some amazing boobs in my time, but not many as perfectly formed as a good pair of Virtual ones.

I say enjoy it. Disagreeing and saying stuff like "real boobs are better" as if your some macho ladies man who is fighting off the pussy wherever you go, do you not watch porn, do you not masturbate? There is a time and a place for everything, if you can't get some real boobs for whatever reason and you fancy some "me" time then there is nothing wrong with some virtual boobs, it's no worse than firing up pornhub, in fact it may be better.

ps: in a happy, boob filled, relationship myself before you ask ;)

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SuperBlur1129d ago (Edited 1129d ago )

You misogynist filthy gamer!


Bathyj1128d ago

Indeed. The only sad thing about this is I thought the graphics were like the screenshot. We need some skyrim modders to get on this.

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Axonometri1129d ago

Does it come with the slap to the face and kick in the nuts rumble pack?

tigertron1129d ago

Especially if it was an EA game. *Buddum tish*

RPG12011129d ago (Edited 1129d ago )

We all knew it was coming; and so am I!

Godmars2901129d ago

Too much information...

Also, bit light on the trigger aren't you...?

FITgamer1129d ago (Edited 1129d ago )

Virgins, smh.

FullmetalRoyale1129d ago

Because only virgins are perverted.

Do you even lift, bro?

insomnium21129d ago

I agree but perverted? What is perverted about grabbing boobs?

FITgamer1129d ago

No only virgins want to touch virtual boobs. It's not hard at all to get your hands on real ones.

NexGen1129d ago

Lies. I can touch real ones all day, but I'd still do this lol.

MRMagoo1231128d ago


" It's not hard at all to get your hands on real ones." The problem is, who the hell wants to touch the ones that are easy to get, unless you like diseases.

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FullmetalRoyale1129d ago (Edited 1129d ago )

Well I'm not here to judge what somebody else wants to do.


It was not my intention to insinuate that these people were perverted. It was only in response to his post. I do not find having desire for a woman's body to be perverted. I was only pointing out the lack of logic behind his perception that only virgins would find this appealing.

Sketchy_Galore1129d ago (Edited 1129d ago )

Nobody believe this liar!!! I just took his advice and tried touching real ones and now I have to got to court on Thursday.

Seriously though saying only virgins enjoy virtual representations of sex is like saying only quadriplegics enjoy sports games.

CaspuR1129d ago

lmao, I didnt know tools like these actually existed.

NiteX1129d ago

Not everyone is as open to rape as you are sir.

FITgamer1129d ago

Who said anything about rape? A little confidence can take you a long way. I don't see the appeal in pretending to touch boobs when there is no shortage of real ones out there.

Clunkyd1129d ago

To all the virgins disagreeing, lol

DarkBlood1129d ago

But nobody wants to touch whores lol this is a safe alternative

boneso821128d ago (Edited 1128d ago )

I'm 31 years old, in a happy sexual relationship, slept with plenty of women in the last 15 years... I would still play with some virtual boobs.

I think it's the ones who aren't getting any or, aren't comfortable with their sexuality or, have to pay for it, that have to pipe up with childish "virgin" comments.

"Only virgins want to touch virtual boobs" haha... ok... weirdo! That's like saying, "only virgins watch porn online", or going back in time "only virgins buy dirty DVD's" or even further back "only virgins buy magazines off the top shelf"... it's bout time you realised pornographic material has been one of the first things developed for any new form of distributable medium, and it's not just for "virgins". Man I hate that word when it's used as a derogatory term, it reeks of adolescents!

ruefrak1128d ago

As the guy said in the article, why is this any worse than shooting virtual guns and slaughtering hundreds of people?

You know what would probably be a good idea (and what I thought this article was actually going to be about)? Putting on the Oculus and see the world through the eyes of the other gender. Look down, see boobs and nothing swinging between your legs. Yes, it's a little titillating at first, but what it actually does is allow you to see the world through the eyes of the other sex. That's something no current video game can do, no matter how well written the character is.

Dante811128d ago

Only virgins ridicule virgins. Fact.

jambola1128d ago

How exactly does one "touch virtual boobs" isn't the idea of virtual boobs that they aren't really there? if you mean virtually touching boobs, then maybe it makes sense, but i don't know how one touches a virtual thing.

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