The Spore Creature Creator was officially released earlier today and already we're drowning in penis monsters
So sad. And gamers wonder why we're considered immature.
Im a regular person... ...not this "gamer" stereotype, you're laying on me/us. If im immature, it sure as hell isnt the video games' fault.
i think i know some chics that would kill to drown in penis monsters!
I didn't say a game made you immature. and if your not a gamer then obviously my statement doesn't apply to you.
My uncle always makes fun of game for being rated M for mature. Its like, there is nothing mature about going around and shooting people.
dude, you have no sense of humor, that was freakin hilarious
When you turn the keys over to the users this happens. I think its funny personally. I just think developers need to be smart enough to build in filtering tools so that adults can decide what they and their children can see. Freedom of speech FTW! Down with censorship!
I think the spore monster made somebody jealous... ;)
I got a leaked version of creator, and I made the First one. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
one of the funniest things i have watched in a while. why would genitals be implemented into this game??? is it a cool new horn type of offensive weapon? fairly stupid. but funny none the less.
and we wonder why there are so many sex-related geek jokes.. jeje
but i was so pumped about MGS4 arriving to my house(and it didnt) that i created a metal gear ray in spore.
That was VERY good!!!!!
that was awesome, think u could make a gekko?
Sweet. BACK TO MGS4
i have a question about spore. you can create creatures right.. but is it kinda of like empire earth where you control the civilization and advance it thought the different ages?
I'm pretty sure it's something like that. There should be a lengthy video on YouTube detailing how Spore works.
and i thought i saw everything with spore when i watched a vid of 2 fused creatures humping
I'd hate to see the battles that go on between them. @Kami Goatse monster takes the cake.
After I started messing around in the Creature Creator, a plethora of possibilities hit me at once, the creator is pretty much limitless if someone has enough time on their hands. My first creature, Blackzilla, struts his stuff with pride knowing his junk is the biggest in the Spore universe.
Blackzilla got a killer bite. lol
EA has made a big mistake makin the game creator system limitless to what u can do to ur Alien or whatever it is.
What the hell is wrong with people? You got just about endless possibilities and this is the first thing you decide to create? Maybe the humanity really are doomed.
But I like penises.
Someone need to make a Boobie monster or a killer booty monster.
Imagine huge, inter-planet battles between penis monsters and goatses!
LMAO... Crazy. The person who made this deserves a medal. Seriously, people are rather "creative"... Poor Will Wright, I don't think he really likes seeing people doing these things with his masterpiece.
The only unfortunate " thing " here is the " tool " set . Imagine if Kojima had designed it.
I would probably die laughing if I saw two of these things start slapping each other in the head with their c0cks. maybe even a MUGEN mod. Can you imagine some strange creature with the ultimate move: "Hyper Teabag smash!" Awesome.
hehe!!! My Spore is going to be a Brainless/Eating/pooping/killi ng /procreating/3 eyed Thing. oh and Pink.
While it's quite funny, yes, there will be children playing this game. Let's hope people don't wear the joke out, and upload thousands upon thousand of "penis monster lolololol" videos on Youtube, only for them all to become N4G frontpage stories.
How do I get rid of those black stains when I'm trying to color my creature?
What's next? Man-eating [email protected]'s?
LITTLE BIG PLANET!!it will knock spore out of commision.PLAY B3YOND waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaay B3YOND!!!
This editor seems to be a toy we are going to see beeing used a lot more in the future for sure :) I have seen so much of them already and the tool is only out for a few days. So for those who tried it out: is it hard to make something of reasonable quality with this piece of software?
That was absolutely hilarious. Although I feel bad for Wright, so many people are going to abuse this.
but that was hysterical! LMAO
looks like my avatar has some spore in her mouth (sry couldnt resist)
Ok, seriously, this whole subject blows me away with hilarity....(pun intended)!!! But lets get to the real business... I need to see the "Goatse Spore Creature" that was posted on youtube and then removed.... Will wright is either going to laugh or kill himself from lack of faith in humanity. "Will Wright, that guy who made the Penis MMORPG..."
Maybe they can do something about it so that little kids don´t have acces to all this d1cks (not that the internet itself hasn´t provided it before)... Like putting all this one-eyed-monster-aimed-creatur es in a special "adult sharing" area. Other than that I guess it´s pretty obvius something like this would happen. I find it terribly funny in an obvious and childish way... I don´t think being mature has anything to do with creating a videogame monster with a huge c0ck and sharing it to the world. I have been laughing the last five minutes XD, I am almost 27 (live and work on my own, believe in justice, freedom of speech, human rights and so on) and would have laughed the same way wether I was 15 or 45 and had a doctorate in english literature. As for the developer´s intentions... when you give full freedom to create you can expect anything. The fact that this has happened shows how really open and free this game is. Of course it speaks a little bad about people´s creativity (or maybe really good... there is an incredible variety of d1cks in those monsters). My 5 cents, just make a that "adult are" and keep the c0ck monsters away from little kids. C0ck fights for everyone!!! hahahaha
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