Growing Fear That There May Never Be a Cure for "Sonic the Hedgehog" Disease

A man recently checked himself into a hospital after coming down with a small case of wanting to play Sonic Boom. The doctor asked if it was for the 3DS or Wii U. The man quietly replied Wii U. The prognosis seemed grim.Some people are still afraid to come out and admit that they like Sonic the Hedgehog, not knowing it is actually a disease. You probably know a family member or friend diagnosed with this crippling affliction, and you might be wondering how you can help. Today, scientists are working on a cure, but hope is dwindling fast. “I used to make fun of my cousin for being a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog, but I never knew it was out of his control,” said Ken Richardson, a strong supporter of the fight against this illness, “It made much more sense that his love for the franchise was actually a mental disorder than him liking it out of his own volition. (Satire)

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