Adam from Awesome Games writes: 'There’s a reason I don’t watch the news. Terrorist threat this, unstoppable virus that. It’s a never ending onslaught of misery and fear that can turn any optimist into a bitter, disenchanted individual. I don’t want to know that cereal… yes, cereal… that goddamn sustenance I’ve been munching on for over 20 years, is a hidden killer. Nor do I want to know about the bloody war on Pantopia, the sacred home of the Pantros people and Nishikido clan. The Pantros people (a race of machine-gun wielding panthers) and the Nishikido clan (a legion of robotic pink samurai) have been locked in a gruelling battle for supremacy for over 5 quantros now.'