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Submitted by Pozzle 284d ago | opinion piece

The Evil Genius of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

BW writes: Kim Kardashian is my matchmaker. She’s just set me up with a cute guy named Mitchell, who’s a writer but “not one of those nerdy sitcom writers,” as she puts it. I meet Mitchell at Panino, a trendy restaurant in Beverly Hills, and opt to “flirt” with him. But when I go to order us a bottle of “fancy wine,” it turns out I’m “too tired” to do it. But I don’t feel tired! In order to finish the date and achieve my goal of being Stunningly Attractive, I have to get more energy. That means I must either whittle away an entire hour or head to the Star Shop. There, $4.99 buys 50 stars, allowing me to continue my romantic evening. Or I could pick the Best Value, and pony up $99.99 in real-life dollars for 1,250 stars. That’s a hundred bucks that could be spent on actual fancy wine. Or clothes. Or rent. Mitchell, like all good things, can wait. (Android, iPad, iPhone, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood)

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