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Submitted by Pozzle 43d ago | opinion piece

The Worst Video Game Sex Scenes

With this edition of The Rundown, we've handpicked some of the most awkward, cringe-inducing sex scenes we've ever encountered in video games. (God of War 2, PC, PS3, Ride to Hell: Retribution, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Wolfenstein: The New Order, Xbox 360)

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TekoIie  +   43d ago
I don't see what was so bad about the Wolfenstein: The New Order or South Park: The Stick of Truth's scenes.
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Volkama  +   43d ago
Well South Park does include scenes of beastiality if you knock on the wrong door, but hey I'm not here to judge you.
TekoIie  +   43d ago
Congratulations! You didn't watch the video and failed to comprehend the title!
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Volkama  +   43d ago
That's true, I have absolutely no interest in an article about the most awkward portrayals of sex in videogames. But hey like I said before, I'm not here to judge you.
FullmetalRoyale  +   43d ago
http://media-cache-ak0.pini...

Yet you came here to say something to someone.

Dat logic.
Volkama  +   43d ago
Sometimes bad articles have good comments. Yours isn't a great example, but I have seen good ones before.

Dat logical enough?
FarEastOrient  +   43d ago
LOL, none of the Japanese games made the list.
Vantage  +   43d ago
Creepy video game sex and nudity.
ChrisW  +   43d ago
Only 1 God of War sex scene?!?
XboxBetty  +   43d ago
The Sims. Seriously?

The Sims 3 at that.
NiteX  +   43d ago
The South Park one was hilarious!
DFogz  +   42d ago
It's even funnier to play it, especially the QTE to avoid some low-hanging fruit if you know what I mean
Bathyj  +   43d ago
Not nearly as cringe worthy as listening to that guy talk.
BattleN  +   43d ago
I say keep sexual and religious themes out of games there not needed. They will be misused in inappropriate ways!
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HentaiMasterRace  +   43d ago
Persona because the screen goes black and you can't see or hear shit except.
>You spent a very long time with Rise
Hanuman  +   43d ago
Watched the video, but didn't finish.
Rockstar  +   42d ago
That's what she said!

Did I win the internet?
UNKLE  +   43d ago
I agree wolfenstein that was a horrible sex shooting game and the story was idiot too,same goes for far cry 3 and blood dragon.

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