Call of Duty Runs Out Of Masculine Titles, Cancels All Future DLC Plans [Satire]

Video Games Made Me Do It: "A surprising press release from Activision today announced that all future Call of Duty games will forever be without DLC packages as the developers have run dry their well of virile-sounding nouns and macho buzzwords to title their DLC map packs."

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