Metal Gear Solid 4's release is nigh, but what if the wait is simply driving you mad, and you just can't take it anymore? Well, you could swallow five Tylenol PMs and sleep until June 12 (note: DO NOT ACTUALLY ATTEMPT THIS). Or you could watch these four new gameplay videos, memorize every action, and then hold your PS3 controller and pretend you're playing it yourself. It's almost like having the real thing!
Observe as Snake battles alongside Meryl's Rat Patrol squad, takes down helicopters, launches mortar attacks, and fights through urban environments. Not shown: stealth. But we're sure it's in the game somewhere.