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Submitted by bjareske 299d ago | opinion piece

Virgin Gamer Wins Contest for Date with Jessica Nigri

Tucker Thompson from Glassboro, NJ is an unemployed gamer in his early 20s who lives with his mother. Tucker recently entered a contest sponsored by his local radio station. The prize: a date with one of the hottest models in the cosplay scene today, Jessica Nigri.
(Satire) (Humor) (Culture)

Uncle_Buck   300d ago | Offensive
joeyisback  +   300d ago
Smh she's really hot I would of went for it at the room I wouldn't turn it down smh he can't really be a man
LOGICWINS  +   300d ago
Its satire bro. Satire.
DeadRabbits   299d ago | Trolling | show
ATi_Elite  +   299d ago
“I was super-psyched to get some free sushi and booze, and finally get a night away from my mom.” – Thompson

CLASSIC

I was wondering what happened to this 2 hit cosplay chick. Actually No i wasnt as hotter cosplay girls with way better outfits have come along.

But good job getting your name back out there
LightDiego  +   299d ago
She is so hot, i would play cooperative games with her all night long.
Magicite  +   299d ago
even longer :)
WitWolfy  +   299d ago
I wonder if she is into LEGO? If you know what I mean....
johny5  +   299d ago
He may have won a date but at the end of it, he will still be a virgin...
bez87  +   299d ago
:S is this a joke article, non of it even rings true at all.
porkChop  +   299d ago
It says "(Satire) (Humor)" right in the description.
SSJBen  +   299d ago
Why does piss-poor articles like these exist on N4G? Is this what gamers really read?

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