280°
Submitted by bjareske 85d ago | opinion piece

Virgin Gamer Wins Contest for Date with Jessica Nigri

Tucker Thompson from Glassboro, NJ is an unemployed gamer in his early 20s who lives with his mother. Tucker recently entered a contest sponsored by his local radio station. The prize: a date with one of the hottest models in the cosplay scene today, Jessica Nigri.
(Satire) (Humor) (Culture)

Uncle_Buck   86d ago | Offensive
joeyisback  +   86d ago
Smh she's really hot I would of went for it at the room I wouldn't turn it down smh he can't really be a man
LOGICWINS  +   86d ago
Its satire bro. Satire.
DeadRabbits   85d ago | Trolling | show
ATi_Elite  +   86d ago
“I was super-psyched to get some free sushi and booze, and finally get a night away from my mom.” – Thompson

CLASSIC

I was wondering what happened to this 2 hit cosplay chick. Actually No i wasnt as hotter cosplay girls with way better outfits have come along.

But good job getting your name back out there
LightDiego  +   85d ago
She is so hot, i would play cooperative games with her all night long.
dmitrijs88  +   85d ago
even longer :)
WitWolfy  +   85d ago
I wonder if she is into LEGO? If you know what I mean....
johny5  +   85d ago
He may have won a date but at the end of it, he will still be a virgin...
bez87  +   85d ago
:S is this a joke article, non of it even rings true at all.
porkChop  +   85d ago
It says "(Satire) (Humor)" right in the description.
SSJBen  +   85d ago
Why does piss-poor articles like these exist on N4G? Is this what gamers really read?

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
Remember
New stories
30°

So, This PS4 Bundle Includes an Oddsock Plushie

3m ago - Push Square: "Sony’s deployed more PlayStation 4 hardware bundles than PlayStation Network server... | PS4
30°

Four Player Griefing With Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris | gamrReview Preview

3m ago - gamrReview's Chris Matulich: "Crystal Dynamics have done a fine job of rebooting the Lara Croft b... | PC
20°

Review: 'Bayonetta 2' may be 2014's best action game | News10

4m ago - Just how good is Bayonetta 2, a Wii U exclusive launching October 24? Smashing good. | Wii U

Tales Of Zestiria Slay Figure Announced, Releasing In April In Japan

5m ago - A new figure for the Tales Of Zestiria main character Slay has been announced today by Bandai Nam... | PS3
Ad

Getting started in Archeage

Now - Quick overview from Curse on everything you need to get going in Archeage. | Promoted post
10°

FACTS 2014: Assassin's Creed Rogue Hands-On - "It has its charm" | Preview | NoobFeed

5m ago - NoobFeed writes - People have no idea about Assassin's Creed Rogue. That’s the sentiment coming o... | PC