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Submitted by gulevski 519d ago | opinion piece

The Last Guardian Gameplay Finally Revealed...and It's a Shooter? - Satire

"For those who were so distraught at the lack of Last Guardian-ness at Sony’s E3 Press Conference, you are finally about to get some good news. After being announced in 2009, The Last Guardian has finally seen the light of day, and after meeting in a secret location, taking a blood oath, and selling my kidney, Sony allowed me to get the first peek at what Team Ico has been working on." | (PS3, PS4, The Last Guardian)

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BigBosss  +   519d ago
Axios2  +   519d ago
xHeavYx  +   519d ago
This looks fake, I'm sure we'll see a "TLG is not a shooter" article soon.
Besides, of all reputable websites, this guy gets a first look?
Nevermind,I just saw that this was entered as opinion piece instead of news, great clickbait though
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pedrof93  +   519d ago
This is satire for thosr who are wondering.
cleft5  +   519d ago
Brilliant read, I needed a laugh today.
DrJones  +   519d ago
"Shooters are told from the perspective of someone killing thousands of people, it is important that these mass murderers seem grounded and honest."

die_fiend  +   519d ago
Poor xHeavyx, born without a brain
punctualdork  +   519d ago
Step 1: read article
Step 2: comment
DoctorJones  +   519d ago

'This looks fake'

RyuCloudStrife  +   519d ago
It's a funny piece but unfortunately the satire in the headline spoiled it for me.
Pro Racer  +   519d ago
So TLG has been turned into the the Adventures of Commander McKillan and his giant fire-breathing, laser-shooting, shark-finned wolf-mount...

Day 1 purchase for me!
bigbic  +   519d ago
I would take anything at this point, I hope they say something soon.
Cam977  +   519d ago
This is obviously satirical... Great read!
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Edsword  +   519d ago
This is great news, I really wanted more bro shooters. However if it's from team ICO, it will likely only have 6 things to shoot in the entire game.
Back-to-Back  +   519d ago
If this game doesnt have killstreaks it will fail...
FanboyKilla  +   519d ago
Lmao look how many sony fans came running. Lol their eyes got big and then...... Lol they need something soooo bad to reasure themselves. Great article though.
bigbic  +   519d ago
And just as many X1 fans came running as well, wonder why. lmao
KingKelloggTheWH  +   519d ago
This...just...the person who wrote this put a lot of time into it..
No_Limit  +   519d ago
LMFAO, that was pretty funny, I might add.

Even Sony CEO himself weigh in on twitter to comment one the status of the last Guardian.

CEO Kaz Hirai ‏@KazHiraiCEO

"The Last Guardian has not been cancelled. You can’t cancel a game that never really existed"

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No_Limit  +   519d ago
Clearly the people missed the "/S" for Sarcasm. Hoping The Last Guardian will make an appearance at this year's TGS and is now officially on PS4.
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Software_Lover  +   519d ago
Some people just can't take a joke.
Freedomland  +   519d ago
They can take a joke, but can't take piss poor attempt on a joke.
FastRedPonyCar  +   519d ago
That's a joke twitter account. It's not really Kaz (though it would be hilarious if it really were him)
ibrake4naps  +   519d ago
Was hoping it would be a shooter!
Patrick_pk44  +   519d ago
Please stop.
ibrake4naps  +   519d ago
Jk duh
LightofDarkness  +   519d ago
This is humour, not opinion piece.
mydyingparadiselost  +   519d ago
This is so dumb, if the Last Guardian is a shooter then the Wolf head laser shooting guardian should be held in your hands and NOT a mount you ride. This game might as well now be a mech shooter and will fail cause that's too anime to be popular....
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DoomeDx  +   519d ago
Read the freaking article before posting comments :/
mydyingparadiselost  +   519d ago
I did, the comment is a joke based on the content of the article, which is hilarious by the way. I'll break it down for you if you'd like....
KwietStorm  +   519d ago
You couldn't possibly have thought he was serious with a comment like that..
ScottyHoss  +   519d ago
I ROFL'd at your joke.

mydyingparadiselost  +   519d ago
I never said it was a GOOD joke
VealParmHero  +   519d ago
light-gun accessories!?
Mr_Writer85  +   519d ago
I would suggest someone tell this person to stick to writing about facts.

As his made up joke stories are awful.

A waste of Internet.
punctualdork  +   519d ago
No one forced you to read it.
Dubaman  +   519d ago
Yeah, because we ALL know the quality of an article before actually reading it.

Mr_Writer85  +   519d ago
And yet had a not read it I would of not been able to make a fair judgement.

I read it, didn't like it so made my opinion heard.

Gotta love freedom of speech :)
KingMe42  +   519d ago
A few comments down you say you love freedom of speech. Yet on your fist comment you pretty much tell the guy to stop writing what he wants to write.

What do you think that makes you look like? Hint it starts similar to hippopotamus and ends similar to district.
Mr_Writer85  +   519d ago
No I actually said some one should suggest he sticks to writing news.

A suggestion can be ignored can it not? Show how would suggesting something effect his right to exercise his freedom of speech?

Please I'd love to know...
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SoulSercher620  +   519d ago
Lol this was actually kinda funny.

Already you can tell there's some people in here that don't have a sense of humor.
JetsFool3500  +   519d ago
Whats the hype surrounding this game when it hasnt even had any gameplay shown & its been in development hell since forever
Taislin  +   519d ago
It´s from the creators of ICO, and Showdow of the Colossus, two of the finest PS2 games, and games in general, to be produced.
JetsFool3500  +   519d ago
Ok thanks I thought it was some random game everybody was hyping
Studio-YaMi  +   519d ago
It actually HAD some gameplay footage when it was announced for the PS3 couple years ago,youtube it.

Not to mention the fact that it's made by the guy who made ICO & SoTC(SoTC being one of the best games for the PS2) pretty much makes everyone hyped for the game.
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mixelon  +   519d ago
Lol i have no idea how people are disagreeing about the gameplay. It wasn't an insignificant amount of it either!
sungin  +   519d ago
The Last Guardian aka call of duty
younglj01  +   519d ago
Lol if this article make it too Neogaf they would sh1t bricks on an epic level...
vikingland1  +   519d ago
That was a funny read.
Ocsta  +   519d ago
uth11  +   519d ago

great commentary on the state of the industry
Tresyn10  +   519d ago
I read two paragraphs and stopped, I can understand and appreciate a little humor and sarcasm here and there but I would like some details even if it's in the slightest, I've.... Rephrase, we've waited too long for this game, come on Sony give us something real, please!!!
Activemessiah  +   519d ago
Call of Guardians: Last Duty
NixonMonoxide  +   519d ago
Lol people are still waiting for the Last Guardian?
Almost as pathetic as those who waited, and kept supporting FF VersusXIII hype.

I hope this vaporware meets fanboys' expectations...if it ever materializes.

Gamersheep always fail to call out devs/publishers on Bullshit.

"Well it takezz sew looong, because itz genius!! It'll be a masterpiece when teh gaem comez! Yew'll see!"
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insomnium2  +   519d ago
I get what you are saying but I don't think this topic is serious enough to call people sheep.
NixonMonoxide  +   519d ago
My statement is not based on the humorous article. Are you kidding me? Gamersheep are definitely responsible for the hilarious state of the industry today. I'll call em out anytime.

Keep waiting on The Last Guardian. Just like Versus XIII...But no wait! It's now XV, so please wait another 5 years lol!

Incomplete games, hilariously paying for a demo from Konami. Hell they should have done that with the idiot masses, for MGS3's Virtuous Mission. Need I go further?

The only reason this Vaporware gets any news, is because Sheep keep supporting. It'll be hilarious if it shows at TGS. "coming soon".

Bend over & open wide. TLG will definitely be worth the wait, and vapor.
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kenshiro100  +   519d ago
Nice mature attitude you have there.
trenso1  +   519d ago
How was supporting versus pathetic if we knew the game was coming and it still is? As is it now FF15?
SoulSercher620  +   519d ago
"Gamersheep always fail to call out devs/publishers on Bullshit."

Lol and you have? Show me where you've called out devs and publishers. Because if you haven't wouldn't that make you a gamersheep too?

And no calling BS on here is NOT calling out devs/publishers.
NixonMonoxide  +   518d ago
Alas, the point floats over your head.
As a matter of fact, I don't run out & support BS like mindless drones similar to yourself. I'm no journalist, don't have a youtube following. However as a simple consumer, I always vote with my wallet, and opinion.

Haven't supported any DRM form. Don't buy paperweights till they actually have games on them. Didn't even purchase titles like Arkham City, till it was in the bargain bin. (LOL locked single player content) I don't jump on hype trains, & certainly don't support vaporware like you do.

It's alright to be upset by my comments. Keep waiting for devs/pubs to drip feed you with sweet nothings. Open wide too. More "DLC", fake "gameplay videos", and "next gen" promises to feed the hive mind.

Purchase ULTRA SF4 - copy/paste edition & an extra copy of MGS V - The opening section.

Both Capcom & Konami clearly need your money.
Bend over & smile.
Skankinruby  +   519d ago
While its aggravating to get toyed with on a game that's been testing people's patience its sure relieving to see someone else mock the absurdity of most shooters these days and how popular they are.
Ryan741  +   519d ago
Sony is the new home of the pew pew🍭
mrpsychoticstalker  +   519d ago
LOL. delayed for another 8 years.... I wanted to play this on my ps 1.
jmac53  +   519d ago
Sweet! Now Sony can secure even more Xbox dudebros
TheJacksonRGN  +   519d ago
This is not an opinion piece seeing as it is a joke piece. False advertising.
Stana  +   519d ago
This is garbage!
wannabe gamer  +   519d ago
this guy has too much free time
kenshiro100  +   519d ago
Cute, but no.
QuickdrawMcgraw  +   519d ago
The article could at least be funny...
Tresyn10  +   519d ago
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Tresyn10  +   519d ago
I'm optimistic so until they announce its cancellation and confirm it, I'll expect the worst and hope for the best, besides, i have a enough to hold me over, Rayman Legends (solid platformer) AC (freedom cry) Dead Nation, Resogun, Strider (next month) SS, WD, BF4 plus many more to come TLoU, Garden Warfare 😉, some gameplay or new footage from The Guardian will be icing on the cake but I'm sure people will have something negative to say then so it's cool, i have nothing against MS, I can't wait to hear more on the new Crackdown, that was my favorite series from last gen, not to mention, GoW but since Cliff left, nothing was the same like Drake's last album, with that being said Sony is where it all started for me, many of us, if not all of us with its first system. Nintendo too but that's another story for my son to tell lol...
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illidari  +   519d ago
*This article was (obviously) written in jest. The Last Guardian is never coming out, I’m sorry I broke your heart. In all sincerity, shooters are great, in fact a shooter was one of my favorite games last year. But if you can’t appreciate the ridiculousness of shooters and think I am a terrible person, please let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Read the article before raging.
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