The Last Guardian Gameplay Finally Revealed...and It's a Shooter? - Satire

"For those who were so distraught at the lack of Last Guardian-ness at Sony’s E3 Press Conference, you are finally about to get some good news. After being announced in 2009, The Last Guardian has finally seen the light of day, and after meeting in a secret location, taking a blood oath, and selling my kidney, Sony allowed me to get the first peek at what Team Ico has been working on." |

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xHeavYx939d ago (Edited 939d ago )

This looks fake, I'm sure we'll see a "TLG is not a shooter" article soon.
Besides, of all reputable websites, this guy gets a first look?
Nevermind,I just saw that this was entered as opinion piece instead of news, great clickbait though

pedrof93939d ago

This is satire for thosr who are wondering.

cleft5939d ago

Brilliant read, I needed a laugh today.

DrJones939d ago

"Shooters are told from the perspective of someone killing thousands of people, it is important that these mass murderers seem grounded and honest."


die_fiend939d ago

Poor xHeavyx, born without a brain

punctualdork939d ago

Step 1: read article
Step 2: comment

RyuCloudStrife938d ago

It's a funny piece but unfortunately the satire in the headline spoiled it for me.

Pro Racer938d ago

So TLG has been turned into the the Adventures of Commander McKillan and his giant fire-breathing, laser-shooting, shark-finned wolf-mount...

Day 1 purchase for me!

bigbic938d ago

I would take anything at this point, I hope they say something soon.

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Cam977939d ago (Edited 939d ago )

This is obviously satirical... Great read!

Edsword939d ago

This is great news, I really wanted more bro shooters. However if it's from team ICO, it will likely only have 6 things to shoot in the entire game.

Back-to-Back938d ago

If this game doesnt have killstreaks it will fail...

FanboyKilla938d ago

Lmao look how many sony fans came running. Lol their eyes got big and then...... Lol they need something soooo bad to reasure themselves. Great article though.

bigbic938d ago

And just as many X1 fans came running as well, wonder why. lmao

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KingKelloggTheWH939d ago

This...just...the person who wrote this put a lot of time into it..

No_Limit939d ago (Edited 939d ago )

LMFAO, that was pretty funny, I might add.

Even Sony CEO himself weigh in on twitter to comment one the status of the last Guardian.

CEO Kaz Hirai [email protected]

"The Last Guardian has not been cancelled. You can’t cancel a game that never really existed"


No_Limit939d ago (Edited 939d ago )

Clearly the people missed the "/S" for Sarcasm. Hoping The Last Guardian will make an appearance at this year's TGS and is now officially on PS4.

Software_Lover939d ago

Some people just can't take a joke.

Freedomland939d ago

They can take a joke, but can't take piss poor attempt on a joke.

FastRedPonyCar938d ago

That's a joke twitter account. It's not really Kaz (though it would be hilarious if it really were him)

LightofDarkness939d ago

This is humour, not opinion piece.