From the article, "E3! The Electronic Entertainment Exhibition! The trade show where the greatest luminaries of the video game world come together in a grand bacchanal of video game love, corporate messaging, and dubious personal hygiene! There will be bright lights! There will be loud noises! There will be attractive women who are paid damn good money to hide their revulsion! Most of all there will be games! They will not come out for a while! Some of them will never come out!