The Bluffer’s Guide to E3: What To Expect From Microsoft

If what Microsoft are claiming is true, expect a press release tightly focused upon games, with plenty of information about new exclusive partnerships, lots and lots of trailers and live demonstrations of upcoming games.

Expect those oh-so-tantalising details to be interrupted by endless fluff, some sort of performance by a completely irrelevant music nonentity to go along with a new rhythm game, a long and boring presentation about a US-Only media deal and some of the most awkward pre-written banter known to man.

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Askanison41506d ago

From the article:
"Despite the 360 having ended the previous generation in a comfortable and profitable third place worldwide, the somewhat disappointing launch of the Xbox One has sent Microsoft’s black monstrosity spiralling into a dismal and money haemorrhaging third place"

Seriously? Don't give this tripe the click.

Clown_Syndr0me1506d ago

That doesn't even make sense.

Askanison41506d ago

Right? "Money haemorrhaging"?

Who in the world is so annoyed by the Xbox brand that they'd write this nonsense?

uth111506d ago (Edited 1506d ago )

*edit* - ignore, thought they were describing the 360, not the xb1

True_Samurai1506d ago

All I want is Shenmue... but I guess after 10 years I should give up huh :-/

choujij1506d ago (Edited 1506d ago )

"Still, I would expect them to at least have screened the script for rape jokes this year, which will be an improvement over 2013."

I totally forgot about that. I think it was the producer of K.I. vs the girl when he says "Just let it happen, it'll be over soon." XD

cruzngta1506d ago

Give out some bottles of DX 12 secret sauce for all loyal customers. Give us 'Cloud' shaped pillows for a good nights rest and most importantly show some 1080p games already!!!

MCTJim1506d ago


thanks for the heads up so I didnt click it.

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