With E3 creeping up on us like Gollum mid-puberty, Dusty Cartridge sent 15 men to brave the filthy, far reaching recesses of the internet. Their goal? Bring you the ultimate game guide to E3 2014. Eleven returned with an eye-popping list of rumoured and confirmed games. The rest were lost to a virtual world of sex, social media, and a place where you rate other people’s poo. This is for the fallen.