Mario. He’s the brave, loyal, honest hero we’ve all come to know and love. He’d never even dream about engaging in criminal activity…or would he? We got a hold of his file and it just may surprise you. From his days moonlighting as an unlicensed medical doctor in Doctor Mario, to his questionable automotive practices in the latest Mario Kart 8, it seems he’s been up to a lot more than just saving princesses. One look at this impressive stack of condemning evidence and no jury in Mushroom Kingdom could let the Italian plumber off the hook!