Push Square: "No Heroes Allowed: No Puzzles Either! is an engrossing and devilishly entertaining experience. Absurdly tight gameplay coupled with charming presentation and surprisingly memorable music mean that it’s likely to eat at away at your spare time with gleeful abandon. Some regrettable dialogue choices and an overreliance on luck hold the title back, but not enough to stymie its otherwise stellar core mechanics. Now hand over that COLD HARD CASH!!!"