WASDUK's Arkworthy explains why nobody in there right mind would want to live in these realities:
"We have stopped kidding ourselves about the possibility of leaving the house again. It’s horrible out there, with chemtrails, and giant rats and those people who keep asking if you’ve had an accident in the last three years. It’s only really when we check our connection speed that we remember that we even HAVE a hometown. It might be shitty. It might be really nice. It might rain choux pastry out there for all we know, that door remains firmly locked, and buried behind mountains of unpaid bills and pizza menus."