Hardcore Gamer: Mario Kart 8 finally managed to solve one of the most elusive problems in all of gaming, namely how to make a mustache move realistically and with hypnotic beauty.
Well, I bought DOA for breast wobble so...I suppose...this is the...same...concept?
Yup, only sexier. :3
Yep. there is nothing sexier than a jiggling mustache.
I want to see an article about a comparison between Mario Kart 8, and Sonic All Star Racing.
Next gen hair physics. Wii U next gen confirmed
Not only their hair, their moustaches too. You often see hair physics, but they're usually missing that important component that is moustache physics.
During the Kart direct a couple days ago, I LOL'ed so hard at the mustache wobble! HAHA I'm glad you made an article about it
I don't see "satire" at the end of the title. I feel like it should. Because no sensible person could seriously care about this "feature".
I see a stick poking out of your a..
You sound like a sad, depressed person who no longer enjoys life.
Some Karting should cheer them up:)
Lol I was at least half kidding but I do find it funny that this is something that really is being discussed.
Moustache physics are not something to kid about, they're a serious matter.
Mustache physics are much more revolutionary and innovative than cloud computing and Fish A.I.
I've been waiting years for proper moustache physics. Only this morning my own 'tache broke the second law of Thermodynamics :(
Still beats Ghost's Fish A.I
Well when you remake the same games over and over again, you'd think there'd be room for some sort of original idea. I guess the moustache was all Nintendo could come up with.
shit I meant to disagree lmao.
Lmao at this idiot who know one takes seriously. Lol where do these dumbass haters come from lol
They feel better by trying to downplay the greatness that awaits.
Wow Mario has come so far. His moustache moves now? Only 23 years after his first appearance, nice! Lol, Im only messing btw gotta love a bit of Mario, right!?
I don't see any other next gen games with moustache physics, do you?
I don't think Ive seen any other moustaches xD
I know, the lack of moustaches this generation is disturbing.
'Old Snake' from Guns of the Patriots has finally been bested?
They did it before with Cranky's beard using Nintendo's next gen facial hair engine.
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