SteamFirst: I like adventure games. I swear I do. I have fond memories of playing through the Monkey Island games. I really enjoyed Telltale’s Sam & Max revival. When afforded the chance to try Microids’ Return To Mysterious Island games, courtesy of a re-release on Steam, I was intrigued. These were games that I have heard good things about and were considered some of the better adventure games during the genre’s lull in popularity. Lamentably, I am either a terrible fan of the genre, or these did not age well.