"We're standing in a cave, trying to catch our breath, after having fended off the last horde of monsters. In our right hand is a giant stick with what appears to be a cuddly toy of a bat perched on the end, and in our left, a shield made out of half a lobster. Oh, and that's not forgetting Kuu, the little, round, pink eating machine that follows us around, groaning whenever he starts to get hungry, while only occasionally attacking the baddies, if and when he feels like it. Having finally cleared the floor, we take a look around, and go up the stairs, only for a message to pop-up on screen. "Bonus floor!" Uh-oh."