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Submitted by ICC_06 201d ago | opinion piece

5 Ways to mentally prepare for South Park: The Stick of Truth

MMGN: South Park: The Stick of Truth hits Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 next week. So in a bid to make you super-duper mentally prepared, buddy, here are five things we recommend you do to prepare yourself before you pick up what’ll be arguably 2014’s best licensed video game. (PC, PS3, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Xbox 360)

Snookies12  +   201d ago
I'm eating some cereal right now, I'm super cereal... In fact, I'm going to have a bowl of cereal ready for when I start the game up. Man, I hope so much that they include some tributes to the 'good times with weapons' episode. That was my absolute favorite. I want to see the ninjas again, and hear that fabulous theme song 'protect my balls' (I so want that to be a boss theme).
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Nitrowolf2  +   201d ago
#ManBearPig
Snookies12  +   201d ago
Fear not, Al Gore will save us from this dire threat.
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Yi-Long  +   201d ago
I was really looking forward to this game, especially after some very positive previews, but after this week's news that Ubisoft has decided to censor/butcher it for Europe (for no good reason), I sadly won't be buying it.
hulk_bash1987  +   201d ago
My body and mind have been ready for a very long time. Tuesday can't come any sooner.
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worldwidegaming  +   201d ago
My goodness! This game is going to be crazy!!
Wni0  +   201d ago
This is the last game im buying for 360, havent got one in a year. I might start jakoving in the meantime to pass time and stuff. And watch Wild Wild West cause its Treys favorite movie.
AceBlazer13  +   201d ago
Drink some vagisil guys it'll prepare your brain.
NegativeCreep427  +   201d ago
This game is going to be so TITS!

I bet the 50 or so employees laid off recently from SCE are shouting "theytookour joooooobs!"
Bathyj  +   201d ago
DERK KA DEEEEERRRRP !!
gamernova  +   201d ago
I prepared for this game by pr-ordering it. Fun times ahead. :)
MachineGunnTalk  +   201d ago
"We don't take kindly to mentally preparing 'round here"
Hang out with Towelie for a few hours!

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Number-Nine  +   201d ago
this totally shouldve been call "the fish stick of truth"
elda  +   201d ago
Love SP can't wait to play!
bienio  +   201d ago
Im glad im geting this game for Pc😉
The Meerkat  +   200d ago
Does anyone know if its region locked on the 360 yet?
Feldman9000  +   200d ago
this article is pointless and has nothing to do with video games.
azshorty2003  +   200d ago
This game has been delayed by well over a year, I'm so glad it's finally coming out! It looks so awesome and funny. These next few days need to pass quickly.
Knightshade  +   200d ago
You cannot prep for it. Working on a review for it and every minute of gameplay is chock full of references and laugh-out-loud moments. The delays were totally worth it.
Heisenburger  +   200d ago
Hypothetically speaking... Say when I buy the game I want to marathon play it, over the course of twelve-fifteen hours seeing and doing everything. Would I be able to accomplish my goal?
Knightshade  +   200d ago
Yes and no. You have four classes that play differently, but you also have a big decision that allies you with one side or another part-way through. Hypothetically speaking....
Heisenburger  +   200d ago
That's very interesting, and I appreciate your timely response. Very much appreciated.

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