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Submitted by Ninjamode 142d ago | opinion piece

Another Five Sexy Asses of Gaming

Gamingsmut:

"With so many admirable behinds in video games we bring you another edition of sexy asses in gaming. These lists are not representing the best, simply giving credit where credit is due. We're only scratching the surface here, as there are so many, many more butts that will be praised in the future!" (Culture, PC, PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One)

LimeyGeeza  +   142d ago
'A nicely toned old man’s ass.' lol
cleft5  +   142d ago
That Old Snake ass is too OP. I could watch him crawl around all day.
MightyNoX  +   142d ago
Hey, it's progressive at least. We can't objectify JUST the ladies. :P
medman  +   142d ago
Uhhhh...no Bayonetta? List=Fail.
FiLTHY ESKiMO  +   142d ago
Oh... man. Gotta say, these kind of articles are a little bit of a guilty pleasure. Even gamers need their smut :)

With that said... I prefer Elena over Chloe.
arabiensoldier  +   142d ago
Chloe > Elena
Mr Tretton  +   142d ago
Chloe's got that ass, but they shrunk it in UC3. Pointless move!
plaZeHD  +   142d ago
Chloe is de best.
MasterCornholio  +   142d ago
Drake "How do you sit on that thing?"
Mr Tretton  +   142d ago
I think it was 'shame you've gotta sit on something so pretty'
Slevon  +   142d ago
I came here looking for Ivy and nathan drake, was only slightly disappointed
REDBEARD  +   142d ago
I was expecting to see me in this list.
MasterCornholio  +   142d ago
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plaZeHD  +   142d ago
OMG OMG I burst out laughing.
DoggyBiscuit  +   142d ago
Old Snake Really
punisher99  +   142d ago
My vote goes to Chloe and "classic Lara Croft".
Shinymasonite  +   142d ago
Am I the only one that finds it ridiculous that the same people who complain about sexism and argue about its presence or lack of in games, are writing and publishing articles like this?
Sako  +   142d ago
I don't think that this site is arguing for or against sexism. I think they just made a list of video game butts. It is what it is
RioKing  +   142d ago
^This.
Drewidian  +   142d ago
None of them are remotely impressive.
vivid83  +   142d ago
old snake ftw!!!!!
VTKC  +   142d ago
no mention of Cammy?
Justindark  +   142d ago
thats what gets top page lol wtf. weird article
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mediate-this  +   142d ago
I honestly am not the guy that gawks over dogital woman, my gf is sexy AF, and i find it pathetic people gawk over video game girls, now appreciating the art is cool, but saying you wanna bust a load over a video game chick is weird to me.
PurpHerbison  +   142d ago
So if Lara Croft walked into your bedroom in the middle of the night wanting the D, you would deny her? Knock it off and learn to have a little fun.
mediate-this  +   142d ago
Lol... if a sexy chick, a... cosplay girl dressed the part of lara croft wanting the D? Yeah I would fill her up. I understand you probably dont come across women in your grandmas basement, but those that do are not so easily done in by video games girls.

I understand they drawn to be your dream girl, and from a art perspective its nice, but I will never ever drool over it.
PurpHerbison  +   133d ago
You don't understand a god damn thing sadly. You really actually think people drool over video game characters? No, no, you don't. You just want to use that to try and type yourself up amongst other nerds. You'd probably call the cops if any girl walked into your room in the middle of the night.
chikane  +   142d ago
Yuna x-2 still has my favorite Female butt .. little short shorts hehehe
aLiEnViSiToR  +   142d ago
Lara Croft wins !
TheRedButterfly  +   142d ago
And this is why people assume that gamers are horny misogynistic pigs and/or Forever Alone virgins… Can we just… Can we not? Can we not have articles like this? I mean, maybe a forum thread here and there is excusable, but is this really worth posting on N4G as a noteworthy article?

The Old Snake inclusion is nice - it brings the comical aspect of the article to life (quite brilliantly might I add) - but the headline alone is begging for a militant feminist to parade onto Fox News and claim that Video Games are responsible for 9/11…

Gaming already gets a pretty bad wrap as far as the impressions of general media are concerned, so can we at least try to not make it easier for them? The female sniper in MGS5 has already made enough ripples as is. Should we really be adding to it?

(and just to keep from coming off as a total prude, this list is clearly missing a noteworthy candidate: Miranda Lawson)
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DevilishSix  +   142d ago
The main character in P.N. 03 had a fine behind and would shake, grind, and gyrate it for you. Wish the game had been better.

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