Not the Robots is a roguelike stealth game available on Steam. In it, players control some sort of futuristic vacuum that can suck up furniture with ease. It seems robots of the future use furniture as fuel. Throughout their various “runs”, players will be weaving in and out of office floors, dodging sentries, sucking furniture, and collecting power-ups to further help them reach the floors below. The story is minimal, almost non-existent if you aren’t a competitionist. Broken up into audio logs strewn throughout your various playthroughs, the story slowly unveils what building you are in, and who or what you are.