Junkie Monkeys: What has eight tentacles, yellow skin, and a fancy blue suit to tie it all together? The average human male of course! The team behind Octodad, Young Horses, have created their very own human male simulator in Octodad: Dadliest Catch, and we’re here to review it. *Whispers into ear* …What do you mean he’s an octopus? That makes no sense whatsoever.