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Submitted by NorbertJr 246d ago | opinion piece

Playing Catherine Made Me Scared of Girls

The Late Night Gamer: Have you ever found yourself in bed next to a beautiful, blonde, bombshell even though you’ve had a serious girlfriend for five years? I haven’t. What’s a “bombshell?” More importantly: what the hell is a “girlfriend?” I was pondering these questions as I was playing Catherine, and if the answers this game gave me are true then I may never go outside again. (Catherine, PS3, Xbox 360)

iceman1346  +   246d ago
LOL
FarEastOrient  +   246d ago
That title says it all
Bloodjunkie  +   246d ago
You made me scared of people
imtheman2013  +   246d ago
Haha that was a clever little review of Catherine. Great game, really loved it when I played it. Went back to it and tried it on the hardest difficulty, thinking that I could surely do it no problem.

I couldn't...
harrisk954  +   246d ago
@imtheman2013...

I agree. Catherine was one of my favorite games of the last generation. You are correct -- the puzzles are TOUGH!... I had to lower the difficulty to get through some of them and, even on easy, some of the puzzle levels are super challenging. Everyone should try this game... it is different and fun, with a great story!
YellowTempes  +   246d ago
I am also scared of girls because when I play games and then go outside they all look like trolls.
N311V  +   246d ago
I'm surprised I liked that review. The titled sounded so ridiculous it nearly put me off, I thought it must have been written by some stupid fourteen year old (he might be fourteen but he's not stupid). It was an entertaining read while still informative, just what I want out of a review.
stavrami   246d ago | Immature | show
RE_L_MAYER  +   246d ago
you better behave or you wont get any tonight....or tomorow...or ever,oh and open up your wallet WIDE

katherine was fun I just wanted a different box art for ps3 like the xbox had
Qwagy UK  +   246d ago
Being married has the same effect!
Inception  +   246d ago
Playing catherine made me want two thing:

I wannna search a succubus as sexy as catherine and i will F*** her all night!!! >:D

Oh, of course i will take over the underworld and got my harem kingdom >:D
Inception  +   246d ago
lol at the disagrees. You guys can't take a joke huh?
LoaMcLoa  +   246d ago
We can, it just wasn't funny.
stavrami-mk2  +   246d ago
mate this is the worst site for taking jokes my comment above has gone down as immature and a bubble gone . they can only joke with one another on here its like they group together ,its like being in a school playground
fossilfern  +   246d ago
The only women you need in your life is Scotch or an Irish Whiskey. Lovely.
neoMAXMLC  +   246d ago
Horizontal mambo. lmao

Great review for a great game. When I first heard about it I was confused as all hell. But when the demo finally came out I was surprised by what kind of game it actually was and enjoyed it very much.

This game is definitely worth a buy if you are into one hell of a challenge and lots of replay value.
bangoskank  +   246d ago
Women ARE scary but we can't live without 'em. Catherine was a terrific game. One of my favorites last gen.
Concertoine  +   246d ago
That game actually helped me get through a rough break up lol.
Phantom_Puss  +   246d ago
The title...come on.
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maniac76  +   245d ago
Thats called being ghey,its okay lmfao

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