Submitted by NorbertJr 630d ago | opinion piece

Playing Catherine Made Me Scared of Girls

The Late Night Gamer: Have you ever found yourself in bed next to a beautiful, blonde, bombshell even though you’ve had a serious girlfriend for five years? I haven’t. What’s a “bombshell?” More importantly: what the hell is a “girlfriend?” I was pondering these questions as I was playing Catherine, and if the answers this game gave me are true then I may never go outside again. (Catherine, PS3, Xbox 360)

iceman1346  +   630d ago
FarEastOrient  +   630d ago
That title says it all
Bloodjunkie  +   630d ago
You made me scared of people
imtheman2013  +   630d ago
Haha that was a clever little review of Catherine. Great game, really loved it when I played it. Went back to it and tried it on the hardest difficulty, thinking that I could surely do it no problem.

I couldn't...
harrisk954  +   630d ago

I agree. Catherine was one of my favorite games of the last generation. You are correct -- the puzzles are TOUGH!... I had to lower the difficulty to get through some of them and, even on easy, some of the puzzle levels are super challenging. Everyone should try this game... it is different and fun, with a great story!
YellowTempes  +   630d ago
I am also scared of girls because when I play games and then go outside they all look like trolls.
N311V  +   630d ago
I'm surprised I liked that review. The titled sounded so ridiculous it nearly put me off, I thought it must have been written by some stupid fourteen year old (he might be fourteen but he's not stupid). It was an entertaining read while still informative, just what I want out of a review.
stavrami   630d ago | Immature | show
RE_L_MAYER  +   630d ago
you better behave or you wont get any tonight....or tomorow...or ever,oh and open up your wallet WIDE

katherine was fun I just wanted a different box art for ps3 like the xbox had
Qwagy UK  +   630d ago
Being married has the same effect!
Inception  +   630d ago
Playing catherine made me want two thing:

I wannna search a succubus as sexy as catherine and i will F*** her all night!!! >:D

Oh, of course i will take over the underworld and got my harem kingdom >:D
Inception  +   630d ago
lol at the disagrees. You guys can't take a joke huh?
LoaMcLoa  +   630d ago
We can, it just wasn't funny.
stavrami-mk2  +   630d ago
mate this is the worst site for taking jokes my comment above has gone down as immature and a bubble gone . they can only joke with one another on here its like they group together ,its like being in a school playground
fossilfern  +   630d ago
The only women you need in your life is Scotch or an Irish Whiskey. Lovely.
neoMAXMLC  +   630d ago
Horizontal mambo. lmao

Great review for a great game. When I first heard about it I was confused as all hell. But when the demo finally came out I was surprised by what kind of game it actually was and enjoyed it very much.

This game is definitely worth a buy if you are into one hell of a challenge and lots of replay value.
bangoskank  +   630d ago
Women ARE scary but we can't live without 'em. Catherine was a terrific game. One of my favorites last gen.
Concertoine  +   630d ago
That game actually helped me get through a rough break up lol.
Phantom_Puss  +   630d ago
The title...come on.
#15 (Edited 630d ago ) | Agree(0) | Disagree(0) | Report | Reply
maniac76  +   629d ago
Thats called being ghey,its okay lmfao

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
New stories

LEGO Dimensions Review - G4@Syfygames

15m ago - Traveller's Tales decides to jump on toy-to-life craze with LEGO Dimensions. Should you hop into... | Xbox 360

Activision Apologize for Tony Hawks 5 & Offers Free Content

16m ago - Katie Joell from Gamerscore Whores writes "We contacted Activision in regards to Tony Hawks Pro S... | PS4

Top 5 Movies To See This Month

Now - The month of September has Johnny Depp portraying an enraged criminal, a group of climbers trying to make it home safely, and the return of the sur... | Promoted post

ClusterPuck 99 Xbox One Review | GameEnthus

45m ago - Given the name of this game, I'm glad things worked out. Recommendation: Worth a Buy - if you... | Xbox One

Dusting off the Nintendo e-Reader - An inconvenient way to play subpar games

46m ago - A.J. says: "Nintendo has a long history of taking chances when it comes to hardware; from the emb... | GameCube

SAG AFTRA Interactive Members Approve Strike

46m ago - The votes are in and SAG AFTRA Interactive Members have approved a strike. This does not mean the... | Industry