Rocksmith 2014 Review | OXM UK

Phwoar! Guitars are well sexy. Pick up a guitar and everybody within a 200 metre radius will feel a gentle gravitational pull around their belt buckles, luring them to within arousing range of your sonorous chords and twangy plucking. Then, once your fans have caught sight of you, the screaming begins, creating a wall of unfettered sex-pitched wailing the unique waveform of which is designed to sonically blast your shirt off mid-solo.

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