Austin Wood: "I would like to report a crime, GameZone readers. Over the past several days, a devilish entity—no, a mastermind—has plucked nearly $50 from my bank account. I have long since thrown my hands up in abject despair, for I have no means of combating the thief. Even now I feel its unwavering vice around my digital wallet, its cold whispers in my ear. “80 percent off… 60 percent off… One-day only… All DLC included…” I cannot resist the value. I am forlorn, despondent possibly beyond repair, and completely devoid of free time. Sleep has dwindled along with my free hard drive space, my Steam library has swelled to the brink, and there is no end in sight for this costly spiral."