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Submitted by Abriael 738d ago | news

PS4 is a Scorpio, Xbox One a Sagittarius: Here’s what the Horoscope Tells About them and their 2014

Do you believe in horoscopes? Some do and some don’t, but they’re always fun to read. Analysts and journalists are scrambling to find every bit of (realistic and not so realistic) information to describe the PS4 and the Xbox One and predict their performance in the coming year, so why not the horoscope? It really can’t be too much worse than your average prediction piece.

The PS4 was released on November the 15th, making it a Scorpio, while the Xbox One will hit the shelves tomorrow, on November the 22nd, which, interestingly enough, is the first day of Sagittarius.

You’ll be surprised to see in which uncanny way they actually fit both consoles. (PS4, Xbox One)

Xsilver  +   738d ago
I'm Sorry what?
Abriael  +   738d ago
Just read the descriptions of the signs, and tell me they don't fit both the PS4 and the Xbox One to a T.

It's so uncanny that it almost seems on purpose.
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Xsilver  +   738d ago
They do, it was all kinda random but enjoyable.
GribbleGrunger  +   738d ago
What the hell Abriael? You'll be reading tea leaves next. Makes for a unique article though. Well done :)
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GarrusVakarian  +   738d ago
Haha, the PS4 part is uncanny indeed. Perfectly describes its current situation and future outlook.

F the haters, this is a funny and unique article. Bravo.
Kryptix  +   738d ago
lol I was like what is this? Till I read the article and the signs really do fit the consoles.

Fun read after you get past the "what?" moment and give it a chance.
sigfredod  +   738d ago
and both are serpent according to the chinesse so what does that say? you know how many articles don't get approved because "not gaming related" reports and are very interesting aound the industry?
sigfredod  +   738d ago
Really somebody make an article about this? and will get approved too???? damn
Abriael  +   738d ago
Why so serious?
SKYVVLKR  +   738d ago
I actually thought this was a refreshing read among all the other bias bullshit that's on here constantly.
GarrusVakarian  +   738d ago
Would you rather have another:

Regis  +   738d ago
It only needs 10 people to get its approval or do you not know that.
AngelicIceDiamond  +   738d ago
Funny I'm a Sag my Birthday's this Saturday. A console would be a great gift lol.

Anyway Interesting perspective.
Cryptcuzz  +   738d ago
Happy early birthday to you!

You should get a PS4 if you don't have one yet. It is destined for success, just read its horoscope!
MysticStrummer  +   738d ago
Happy birthday!

May you receive your birthday console and some good games.
Talamak  +   738d ago
I'm a Sag as well Dec. 13th
pwnsause_returns  +   738d ago
MASTER_RAIDEN  +   738d ago
lol a fun read. stop hating and give it a click.
AHall88  +   738d ago
Horoscopes are still a thing?
Koyes  +   738d ago
As long as stupid people exist
kewlkat007  +   738d ago
I thought these things went away when miss cleo was busted...

Call Now..
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MegaSackman  +   738d ago
This is amazing.
princejb134  +   738d ago
I'm a Sagittarius but I bought a ps4.
christocolus  +   738d ago
Nice article...
chaos_mechanica  +   738d ago
This is insane! Funny random thing that actually fits. Who would've thought astrology could apply to consoles. Makes me want to check the Wii u's to see if it fit this last year.
TruthBTold  +   738d ago
Mars is in Libra and Uranus is in Aries XD
Serjikal_Strike  +   738d ago
Honestly it was dumb
Nice thought into it, but it was dumb
GoodnessGreatness  +   738d ago
PS4 is a Leo. King of Greatness.
Cryptcuzz  +   738d ago
This is so much more interesting to read and amusing compared to the usual 10 reason to get....30 reasons why you should or should not...articles that has been so common on N4G as of late.

Even though this was written in jest. I like what I read about the PS4 and glad I got one (two if you count me buying one for my younger brother)
E2S  +   738d ago
Interesting, but Horoscopes are bullshit. They never tell you anything honestly negative about a person. If you went by horoscopes you'd think that every person in the world has no negative qualities.

I'm waiting for a daily horoscope that says "Ayo Pisces, that thing you call creativity is getting you nowhere. You're never gonna start that book and you're just gonna sit on the couch eating cheese balls and watching Family Feud wondering why they dont just get Steve Harvey to host everything. You have bad posture, horrible taste in clothing and you don't call your mother nearly enough."
Max-Zorin  +   737d ago
So the PS4 sleeps around and the Xbox have a attitude problem?
ipach  +   737d ago
its european sister is a sag also for what it's worth.

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