In response to the widely reported letter from Jack Thompson to Rockstar Games' Strauss Zelnick's mother, Sarcastic Gamer publishes its own letters to Jack Thompson and his mother, who've they've decided to name Maude.
From the letter:"Perhaps you didn't hug him enough, or maybe you bought him too many Bible-Ranger action figures, but whatever the reason, your son now has an insatiable appetite for media attention, and a warped sense of reality. On top of all of this, he would impose his will and his taste in entertainment upon us all.
Maude, at this point you might be wondering what comes next. First, you need to accept that your son, Jack Thompson, is an asshole."