Whoopee doo. GTA 4 is released next week. While it's sure to cause more of a stir than the second coming, there are some gamers, the ones who tend to hide in caves and bury their heads in sand, who can't think of nothing worse than pumping hundreds of hours into an open world gangster sim. Are you one of these people? Are you completely nonplussed by the hype surrounding Rockstar's much talked about sequel? Do those stylish TV ads make you leap for the TV remote faster than when your Mum walks in on you watching the 10 minute free view on Playboy TV? Well, VideoGamer.com hasn't forgotten about you.