"Grand Theft Auto IV will be released in just about a week. It's very likely taken over your very consciousness and the only reason that you still eat, sleep, and breathe is because you'd like to live just one more week.
But what about us kiddos that are under 17? Those of us that would have to hop on our bikes, see if the cashier forgets to ID us, complete the transaction, and then pedal like the devil was chasing us home?
What They Play and the MTV Multiplayer blog have spoken to several minors (anonymous and otherwise) who plan to get their hands on a copy Grand Theft Auto 4. Read on for some of their best schemes to beat the ESRB."