GR - "You kids with your Global Trade Whatsits and your rollerbikes. Back in our day, we walked through every patch of grass, because you know what? We had to. We saved our allowance. We traded with our damn selves if we ever wanted to see an Alakazam. We knew it was our singular duty to make Professor Oak proud--to be the very best--so we did it, with hard work and harder effort, no matter how horrible some of the things we had to go through were. And yet, so many of us look fondly on the past, never realizing how much better things have gotten over the years."