But it’s not. Originally, I had planned to tell you the tale of how I created a Roegadyn named Arlyxir Somnambulist, and he was the happiest Conjurer in all of Eorzea after a few short weeks of play. I was going to tell you how I aimlessly wandered my way through the city of Gridania, with all of its strange travel crystals and awkward zone connections, and somehow managed to stumble my way out into the wilderness to do battle with some of the fiercest bees I’ve seen since the Greater Faydark days.
Sadly, it wasn’t meant to be. -