USG:I'm being absolutely unfair to the rather dramatic-looking bosses for the umpteenth occasion. This time, I've baited one of them into trying to bulldoze the arch I'm standing on, a futile gesture given that destructible terrain isn't packaged with the port. He scrambles madly to get at me. I nod, put my laptop's power brick on the attack button, and go back to Pokemon Y. It's silly, it's exploitative, it's something I really shouldn't be able to do. But I can.