When the zombie apocalypse finally comes, the team here at OXM are in trouble. Not me, though - I've watched every episode of Buffy at least five times, which practically makes me a fully qualified Slayer. The other guys, however, are royally screwed. Our profession doesn't exactly provide us with the skills necessary for surviving an undead onslaught, see. I mean, what are they going to do, type the zombies to death?