Dear video game industry,
Dan Hobbs has to tell you some thing. This may sound like a breakup letter, but it is not. You still make me laugh, still make me cry, still make me full of anger, rage and happiness. You still make good sandwiches and say his ass looks good in those jeans. This is a letter of frustration; a letter of loving hatred. Oxymoronic, but he feels the need to point out your failings – as well as your most favourable bits – so our future together can be as fruitful as possible.