"What's quite possibly the saddest things we hear aside from people getting robbed for their PS3's?"
What’s quite possibly the saddest things we hear aside from people getting robbed for their PS3’s? Shootings over PS3’s. Apparently, two former “friends” got into a Western style shootout over the PS3, which led to a hit and run involving a school crossing guard yesterday. The frikken dumbass left Steve Cove’s home where he and another man shot each other and ran over a guard nearby (no kids luckily). To top it all off? The driver was shot in the leg and arm and the other dude was bonked in the torso. Police say both men were in stable condition and are now in custody. Here’s a note to all our readers: you don’t have to wear a bulletproof vest with anything PS3 related.
this is for the disabled ;)
Tommrow expect to here
-PS3 owner rapes HORSE
-PS3 owner attacks old lady
-AVGN: PS3 owner manages to fit his d*ck inside cheerio
-PS3 owners trys killing fish by drowning it in water
"Xbox is betetr than ps3 becuase ps3 doesnt even use batteries for its controllers" ......idiots
The best youll here
PS3 owner is a hero, saves man from gang attack.But man saved was nazi
[... ADD YOUR OWN PS3 STUPID HEADLINES...]
lmao at "ps3 owner rapes horse". it might have happened already and we dont even know it.
lol i did the cheerio but it broke ;)
PS3 identified as one of the Sept 11th hijackers.
"PlayStation 3 Involved In Shooting" Is it now being Sentenced for some time in prison?
It's $400 people! Crack heads spend that much in a month for drugs!
Buy the fukcing system! It's just that simple. Must we really be killed over it?
They couldn't wait til the 29th, they had to emulate it in real life. too bad you only get one life, game over.
Here's a quick moke up I made of the OFFENDER! http://img178.imageshack.us... Bare in mind thats 5 minutes with MS paint :) and why cant I upload pics here.
There no way u made that on MS paint.
I heard a ps3 owner saying MS paint was used for wiping ass
"Stupid PS3 owner tries using MS paint to paint his ps3"
ps3 involved in yet another drive by. many ps3s join in the greeving process through [email protected]
the only thing to blame here is human stupidity. like Einstein said- "Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
how exactly was the ps3 involved? it didnt actually DO anything. unless the cell is like the one ring, trying to get back to its master...
... ha! when i read this i imagined a ps3 as being used as a shield or something. full body coverage! and it would deflect the bullets too! no wonder the army is using these beasties
the xbot r comin. know wat i'll start the flame war....(stupid comment)....---->THE PS3 MAKES PEOPLE BLIND BECAUSE IT SHINES TOO MUCH...LOL!!
Who did the PlayStation 3 shoot?
is gona get crazzy yet to c this happen
wow the ps3 really is alive.
at work here ladies and germs.
I think it's the skynet chip
ps3 involed in a shooting
was the ps3 shooting or being shot at I was thinking.
but now that I read the article. Its not as funny anymore.
quite sad actually.
But most people especally the Krazy ones do Dumb $hit, not the system or its games! U hear me Jack Thompson?!
articles like this really get to me. Ppl dont kno how to think for themselves. yea sure the fight was over a ps3 but the ps3 was just the subject. Im sure the actual killin sprouted from principality. U ever got mad at a friend and even wanted to fight him off of sumthin incredibly small? its not the item that fuels ur anger but the principle behind it. This is a perfect example of the media fabricating the story so it can make the moral look increasingly bad
....Who came up with that headline?! Why can't they say 'someone got shot for their PS3'? I didn't know PS3's can shoot guns. o_0;
Get ready folks, the Xbots will come and they will come FAST
Yeah dont you guys know? Read the report:
CNN NEWS - The dreaded PS3 Mafia have struck again and they are here to take over the console industry by force, even if it means gunning down it's rivals. The PS3 Mafia and the 360 Mob are locked in a fierce power struggle that seems to never end. A 360 was shot to death today in the latest in a series of shootings that have been happening in the district lately, believed to be caused by a deadly war fought out between rival console gangs for control of the gaming industry. Witnesses say that the victim this time was a 360 that got caught unaware on the street between two blocks. The PS3 came from behind and pumped two shots into the 360, hitting it's vital organs. The 360 was rushed to hopsital but it later died at 1700 hours after having a RROD (Red Ring Of Death). Retaliation from the other side is expected soon, and the police are investigating the matter thoroughly while trying to prevent more deaths.
There you have. I mean come on who put that headline? Aside from the sad fact that people got shot over a PS3, that headline is just a joke man LOL. It's like the PS3 is actually a gunman or something, how silly....
damn Mart! you really want that PS3 dont you?
but the title makes it seem like the ps3 is alive and helped shoot someone. anyone who shoots people or kills people over any video games should just be givin the lethal injection. There are so many people willing to fight or point guns at people over a piece of plastic. im glad that none of us are like that(I hope anyways).
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