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Submitted by AssassinTRIP 460d ago | opinion piece

A Heartfelt Hate Letter to Sonic the Hedgehog

"Dear Sonic: I have finally reached the point where I never want to see you again. You drove me to this point and while I should have done this years ago, you kept teasing me, promising that things would get better and then tearing my hopes and dreams away while punching me in the metaphorical junk. I no longer trust our old memories. Did we ever have fun together or did I just think you were so cool that I thought this could work? We used to have such a great time hanging out and collecting rings, but then you decided that two dimensions was enough. You invited me on your first Adventure and, at the time, I put up with your shit and forced myself to have a good time. I even tried to befriend your awful group of friends and the fact that I did so still sends shivers down my spine." - David Rhinehart of Geekenstein (Culture, Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Generations, Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Sonic: Lost Worlds)

SegaGamer  +   460d ago
What a loser.

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