"You may have heard that there’s a new entry in a pretty popular video game series releasing tomorrow, and boy do people have opinions about it. The loudest voices are also the people that haven’t even played it yet, which is always interesting.
Anyway, let’s say you don’t especially care about all of that. You’ve played past games in the series and it’s fallen flat for you every time -- that’s cool, because there’s other stuff happening this week, too. Other video games, even!" - Joe Garcia