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Submitted by Rashid Sayed 220d ago | news

Housemarque: PS4 Is "Powerful Enough To Blow Your Pants off", Will Use Touchpad In Unexpected Ways

Keeping in mind Sony’s push for indies on its PlayStation 4, with Shuhei Yoshida even stating that they would fill the gap between big releases to ensure a steady stream of content after launch, Housemarque is definitely an anomaly of sorts. (PS4, Resogun)

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SonyNGP  +   220d ago | Funny
Son. My pants were blown off when they announced the announcement date.
Nitrowolf2  +   220d ago | Funny
I'd lend you on of my pair, but sadly they are somewhere in the Pacific airspace.

God help our pants.
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Hicken  +   220d ago
Mine are gone, too. It's cool, though. I never liked those pants, anyway.
VonBraunschweigg  +   220d ago
The PS2 blew off my pants, guess how I'm sitting here...
Withdreday  +   220d ago
In before the joke that takes the "blow" pun one step too far and gets modded down.

I have to admit, I'm tempted
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Ritsujun  +   219d ago
Poor Xbosh.
troncoparati  +   219d ago
I only had that one good pair...now I'm cold...damn you PS4!
Thomaticus  +   219d ago
God help the Pants!
P0werVR  +   219d ago
Sorry I have a special "embedded" belt on, with a "One" insignia in diamond crust.

Pew, pew!
gtarhro7  +   219d ago
Pants are overrated.
Perjoss  +   219d ago
Pants?
...been going commando since the launch of the Playstation back in 1994.
andibandit  +   219d ago
So a developer says the platform he is developing for is amazing....

..in other news, the sun still shines.
ChrisW  +   219d ago
True gamers play in their whitey tighties anyway...
mewhy32  +   219d ago
The PS4 is simply the most power gaming console ever created. It's just the facts.
strigoi814  +   220d ago
sadly i havent washed my pants since they announced the PS4..planning to put on my mini man cave museum @ future..
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nosferatuzodd  +   220d ago
lol
viveks86  +   220d ago
My pants are made from 200,000 voxels. Guess what Resogun will do to it?
ICANPLAYGAMES2  +   219d ago
Armageddon them?
viveks86  +   219d ago
@ICANPLAYGAMES2

http://a.pomf.se/3Pe9.gif

:D
AbortMission  +   220d ago
I guess the PS4

*puts on glasses*

knocked our pants off

*YEAHHH!*
LocutusEstBorg  +   219d ago
...meme fail.
VaporCell  +   220d ago
Playing the ps4 with my girlfriend will bring serious consequences 9 months later >.>
Sitdown  +   220d ago
I was never wearing pants.....so ha, in your face. And you better not come for my socks..
AndrewLB   220d ago | Immature | show
VforVideogames  +   219d ago
another article like this and 1 will be committing suicide
kenshiro100  +   219d ago
Lol, you guys. :P
B1663r  +   219d ago
PS4 fan very loud confirmed!
TheOneEyedHound  +   219d ago
The Xbox One, made my pants into Skinny jeans.
RedSoakedSponge  +   219d ago
jokes on them. i dont wear pants.
PeaSFor  +   220d ago
well..... thats a faster way to remove your pants.

im sold.
GribbleGrunger  +   220d ago
Female gamers will be upset by this news!
Jayjayff  +   220d ago
"lmao dem girls alwyz b complain doe, an it not evn fair cuz we be perflectly acceptin of em aside frm takin jabs at em in unrelated news lel"
Gaming culture. Such beauty.
Projekt  +   220d ago
I don't know, I prefer misogynists to white knights any day of the week, at least their motives are more honest and transparent...
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Jayjayff  +   220d ago
Why can't I never reply to my replies?
Anyways, "I prefer misogynists to white knights any day of the week, at least their motives are more honest and transparent..." what is that suppose to mean? What part wasn't clear about my comment, what makes me a white knight? The act of voicing opposition against something that clearly had no relevance to the article and was a petty attempt at a joke at the expense of a gender who gamers have a tendency to ignore the big chump of people who make fun of them by simply being does not make someone a white knight.
I find it hilarious how you people like you do nothing but focus on insulting the opposition while putting themselves in the right. At least try to bring a point to the discussion and stop assuming things about me, eh mate? how about that?
sAVAge_bEaST  +   220d ago
why? maybe they want their pants blown off too! (it's not like we have a creepy camera pointed at us, it's all good)

Resogun is one of the titles, I look very much forward to.
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beebap  +   220d ago
Yes some of us do and keep bringing it sony. I will need new wardrobe by time get hands on ps4.
The_Infected  +   220d ago
"PS4 Is "Powerful Enough To Blow Your Pants off"

Time to tighten our belts!
DialgaMarine  +   220d ago
I tried... It won't help...
kingmushroom  +   219d ago
there is no point in using a belt your pants are gonna rip off faster than you can say shuhei
rambi80  +   220d ago | Funny
But is it powerful enough to blow me?
Triella  +   220d ago
You deserve a bubble sir.
wsoutlaw87  +   220d ago
The question is how much power do you need
JamieL  +   219d ago
At least enough to feel the tongue.

OH yea, and I want to add, it would only be right for Sony to include this feature, after all there is a hoard of folks on N4G due for some get back. Hell their here 24/7 blowing Sony, so it's only fair Sony pays them back, I mean at least a reach around, right?
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wsoutlaw87  +   219d ago
Haha Well sony is trying to do every thing the customers want so, just wait, im guessing its announced at tgs
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Withdreday  +   219d ago
And there it goes. Nice one
CocoWolfie  +   220d ago
I want my pants blown off! :o
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FunAndGun  +   220d ago
Can't wait to check out Resogun...and then hopefully Dead Nation 2!

Blow my pants off Housemarque!
Quicktopick  +   220d ago
U already don't have pants on ur icon. lol
FunAndGun  +   220d ago
They were blown off years ago by the first Playstation!
Garuda33  +   219d ago
Zed don't need pants,he got hip waders.
EverydayGuy  +   220d ago
I'm not wearing pants =]
Inception  +   220d ago
Yup, me too. Playing PS4 with a naked balls is the best way to avoid this problem XD
rambi80  +   220d ago
If u buy an xbone i cant wait to see the ads that will be directed to you
Karpetburnz  +   220d ago
I thought I was the only one who plays games naked, glad I'm not the only one out there, it feels much better.
Lukas_Japonicus  +   220d ago
My pants were blown off when they first revealed the PS4.

Ive been looking for them ever since.
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xXxSeTTriPxXx  +   220d ago
My pants weren't blown off, but during the reveal they got very sticky for some strange reason.

They're was a very weird sensation involved too. wonder what that was?
grassyknoll  +   220d ago
Not sure why the interviewer made time comparisons with Warframe, one is a port & one is a brand new game!
Destrania  +   220d ago
I'll have my pants off already before I open the box up on day one.
Gamingcapacity  +   220d ago
That is extremely dangerous! It might blow something else off instead! OUCH!

Please open up your PS4 responsibly on launch and wear trousers.
PerkAHolic  +   220d ago
good thing I wont be playing with any pants on! just praying to god my bare skin doesnt come flying off.
Lukas_Japonicus  +   220d ago
I don't think ive ever seen the word "pants" used so many times on a single article, lol.
PR_FROM_OHIO  +   220d ago
My pants are ready to be blown off! SONY I need the PS4 NOW!!!!
fattyuk  +   220d ago
Not sure if this a good thing, as when I game I only ever wear my pants,
erikthegman  +   220d ago
Maybe our pants are supposed to absorb all the force when being blown off, thus saving our genitals from deformation
fpshooter2  +   220d ago
Lmao!
5h4h4b  +   220d ago
Ps4TW :)
thexmanone  +   220d ago
TO Win What
dragon82  +   220d ago
The war against pants!! :P
xKugo  +   220d ago
My pants were blown off when I saw the Killzone: Shadow Fall multiplayer footage and first showcasing of Deep Down. Both of those games rival high-end(not ultra) PC settings. And I should know, because I'm a PC&PS4 gamer. They look just as good as Metro: Last Light on med-high settings.
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chrissx  +   220d ago
"In porse challenge *Ps1 voice"- let's go go go!!! Ps4 powa
DirtyPimp  +   220d ago
i first popped a hole in my pants, then wet them, then there going to be blown off!
Lykon  +   220d ago
kinky. i took my pants and underwear off by myself and then pretended to fiddle with cables under the TV hoping the dog or my uncle peter would catch me
Whitey2k  +   220d ago
Ps4 should have nvidia's slogan "the way its meant to be played"
kingmushroom  +   219d ago
or Play beyond Nvidia
kungfuian  +   220d ago
not to be outdone Microsoft has announced there new kinect can see though ur pants n will blackmail u w unflatering pics so u dont trade in ur games.
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FITgamer  +   220d ago
That actually sounds believable lol.
puntthor  +   220d ago
whos housemarque?
KwietStorm  +   220d ago
Super Stardust HD, Dead Nation, Outland, Resogun?
KwietStorm  +   220d ago
Well that confirms it. I can't play with anyone but my girlfriend in the room.
thejigisup  +   220d ago
Thank god i don't wear pants.
kingmushroom  +   219d ago
feel sorry for you bro, those undies are gonna blow off with the quickness and blow out through your living room wall.
Angerfist  +   220d ago
So im better off wearing nothing from getgo, nekkid gaming.
trage  +   220d ago
just reading these have made my day lol.
Projekt  +   220d ago
Pants removal AND unexpected touching? Didn't know my uncle's ghost was trapped inside the PS4...
Thunderhawkxbox  +   220d ago
Lol anymore indie devs to say ps4 is powerful I'm so excited ;)
Mr_Danski  +   220d ago
Ahh, wen you hear the the words blow and pants off you know its a sign of great things to come.

Ease, excuse my extremely cheesy puns.

In all seriousness, im expecting great things!
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