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Submitted by Nitrowolf2 619d ago | opinion piece

5 Ways to Prepare For Grand Theft Auto 5

MP1st - Grand Theft Auto V is set to release next Tuesday and the question you should be asking yourself right now is “am I prepared?” (Grand Theft Auto V, PS3, Xbox 360)

WeAreLegion  +   619d ago
My body is Reggie.
GuyThatPlaysGames  +   619d ago
Stock up on junk food and chips and sodas.Go ahead and put in vacation time for work and cut your phone off when the game finally comes out.
steve30x  +   619d ago
I've stocked up on stimulant drink so that I can stay up all night when I get the game.
Hellsvacancy  +   619d ago
Beer/dope is all I need, well, I don't need it......I aready got it
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TheDarpaChief  +   619d ago
Straight edge is power my friend
Scarface7  +   619d ago
yeah, smoke weed so you can fall asleep...
Hellsvacancy  +   618d ago
Yayo's abit too hardcore for gaming buddy
bub16  +   619d ago
you cant prepare, just sit. wait......
look at the clock every 10 mins
wish you could sleep for 6 days
tell your friends what you will do
tell them how you will rape them online
search youtube for gameplay videos (trying to avoid spoilers)
scan the recent map leaks
get hyped.
now to wait 6 days...
stone_cold  +   619d ago
f**k that only 5 days not 6
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bub16  +   619d ago
5 days takes u to the 16th?

i have to order online as i dont live near gaming shops :(
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Snookies12  +   619d ago
@bub16 - Yep, midnight on the 16th is when I'm picking mine up as well.
FogLight  +   619d ago
I have waited for five years ever since I completed GTA IV...Two years just confirmed that the game was being made.

Now just 6 days... Time flies, doesn't it? :')
Snookies12  +   619d ago
Wow at that step 5. Seriously? Should have put a spoiler warning in there somewhere. Good thing I didn't scroll all the way down. I don't want to see the freaking map until I get the dang game.
BattleTorn  +   619d ago
I know, right, like they shouldn't put it in the title .... oh wait, it is....

Also, the map has been released by R* now, so saying you don't want to see it is akin to saying you dont want to see any screenshots either.

Best stay away from GTA article until Launch then
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MestreRothN4G  +   619d ago
Did you see the TMNT there as well?

Damn! I can't unsee it!
Slysi  +   619d ago
Tell me about it,everytime I see the map now I see tmnt
Snookies12  +   619d ago
Oh wow, totally didn't see that lol. My bad then. XD
SuicideKing  +   619d ago
Watch Heat.
Slysi  +   619d ago
5 days and 7 hours to midnight launch
mt  +   619d ago
1- steal a car
2- get a hooker in the stolen car.
3- ran over some pedestrians.
4- get down steal there money *bounce: you could hit them with a bat while they are dead*
5- shoot a cop.

now you are ready to play GTAV ........

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in the prison.
MestreRothN4G  +   619d ago
... and hope Trevor is not your cell mate.
mt  +   619d ago
if he is your cell mate then you unlocked a new character that only use wheelchair to move around.
Slysi  +   619d ago
It's going to be one long weekend
C L O U D  +   618d ago
I'm going to finally clean my room before I pick it up at midnight
RE_L_MAYER  +   618d ago
Its been a terrible week))) one of our cars broke......didnt get payed like I was supposed to and I gotta work a ton this weekend-all this magically falls onto gta 5 release date
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DoggyBiscuit  +   618d ago
I know 1 way to prepare for GTA5 just get sum good weed
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