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Submitted by Nitrowolf2 506d ago | opinion piece

5 Ways to Prepare For Grand Theft Auto 5

MP1st - Grand Theft Auto V is set to release next Tuesday and the question you should be asking yourself right now is “am I prepared?” (Grand Theft Auto V, PS3, Xbox 360)

WeAreLegion  +   506d ago
My body is Reggie.
GuyThatPlaysGames  +   506d ago
Stock up on junk food and chips and sodas.Go ahead and put in vacation time for work and cut your phone off when the game finally comes out.
steve30x  +   506d ago
I've stocked up on stimulant drink so that I can stay up all night when I get the game.
Hellsvacancy  +   506d ago
Beer/dope is all I need, well, I don't need it......I aready got it
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TheDarpaChief  +   506d ago
Straight edge is power my friend
Scarface7  +   506d ago
yeah, smoke weed so you can fall asleep...
Hellsvacancy  +   506d ago
Yayo's abit too hardcore for gaming buddy
bub16  +   506d ago
you cant prepare, just sit. wait......
look at the clock every 10 mins
wish you could sleep for 6 days
tell your friends what you will do
tell them how you will rape them online
search youtube for gameplay videos (trying to avoid spoilers)
scan the recent map leaks
get hyped.
now to wait 6 days...
stone_cold  +   506d ago
f**k that only 5 days not 6
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bub16  +   506d ago
5 days takes u to the 16th?

i have to order online as i dont live near gaming shops :(
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Snookies12  +   506d ago
@bub16 - Yep, midnight on the 16th is when I'm picking mine up as well.
FogLight  +   506d ago
I have waited for five years ever since I completed GTA IV...Two years just confirmed that the game was being made.

Now just 6 days... Time flies, doesn't it? :')
Snookies12  +   506d ago
Wow at that step 5. Seriously? Should have put a spoiler warning in there somewhere. Good thing I didn't scroll all the way down. I don't want to see the freaking map until I get the dang game.
BattleTorn  +   506d ago
I know, right, like they shouldn't put it in the title .... oh wait, it is....

Also, the map has been released by R* now, so saying you don't want to see it is akin to saying you dont want to see any screenshots either.

Best stay away from GTA article until Launch then
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MestreRothN4G  +   506d ago
Did you see the TMNT there as well?

Damn! I can't unsee it!
Slysi  +   506d ago
Tell me about it,everytime I see the map now I see tmnt
Snookies12  +   506d ago
Oh wow, totally didn't see that lol. My bad then. XD
SuicideKing  +   506d ago
Watch Heat.
Slysi  +   506d ago
5 days and 7 hours to midnight launch
mt  +   506d ago
1- steal a car
2- get a hooker in the stolen car.
3- ran over some pedestrians.
4- get down steal there money *bounce: you could hit them with a bat while they are dead*
5- shoot a cop.

now you are ready to play GTAV ........

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in the prison.
MestreRothN4G  +   506d ago
... and hope Trevor is not your cell mate.
mt  +   506d ago
if he is your cell mate then you unlocked a new character that only use wheelchair to move around.
Slysi  +   506d ago
It's going to be one long weekend
C L O U D  +   506d ago
I'm going to finally clean my room before I pick it up at midnight
RE_L_MAYER  +   506d ago
Its been a terrible week))) one of our cars broke......didnt get payed like I was supposed to and I gotta work a ton this weekend-all this magically falls onto gta 5 release date
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DoggyBiscuit  +   506d ago
I know 1 way to prepare for GTA5 just get sum good weed
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