War is coming, but not just any type of war.
In this war, sleep is diminished, grades take a steady decline and countless Doritos are lost to hungry soldiers. Red-eyed and shaggy-bearded, these soldiers are fueled purely by Mountain Dew and the strive escape to a virtual paradise.
It is not a familiar type of war fought on a battlefield, it is a virtual race through camaraderie and entertainment.
It is a console war.