Murderous alien invaders and saving the world he could deal with, but when it came to map reading, the Master Chief had a serious problem. It was one of those silly things he'd never bothered to mention to his superiors during training.
Yeah... it's hard to be funny. One trick. Don't force it.
... one of the dumnest gaming characters around... his IQ is lower than Phill Harrison's! Still, could be worse, he could be workign for sony... Could be worse still, sony could have fired him... HA HA HA HA!
How the hell does the man take a piss in the aromr of his... I mean he is in it 24/7??? I was going to ask about taking a dump but I mean come on....damn maybe there are little drop down doors on his front and backside... It would suck if it was rusted shut...LOL Now how could master chief bot be cool he is one of the most bad ass character around I think...
Master Chief is cool and all, but the Baddest around? That honor goes to Kratos.
Damn straight Bruce_Lee!
Most badass? That honor goes to Chuck Norris. Even Google is afraid of Chuck. Type "find Chuck Norris" over at Google and click "feeling lucky".
I heard he was dyslexic as well as an under achiever in high school
I mean, judging from the novels and whatnot I'd give the chief a little more credit, but this was well written. I like the "wonders how he finds the brain power to inflate his lungs at regular intervals" part.
Has to be THE most over-budget, over-rated, over-hyped pieces of rubbish of all time. It represents everything I hate about the gaming industry: A lack of ideas and a franchise running purely on the simplistic devotion of teenagers. Kill it now. Or at least do something new Bungie!
you hate it cuz.. A) you suck really bad at it B) you're a mindless droid who bashes games he's never played leaning towards B on this one
is you! Congratulations!! You dont move the units and stay on top of the XBL most played games 3 games in a row if the product sucks. I'm going to have to go with 3.1 and say option B as well.
C. I bought it when I had a 360 but found COD4 was so much better in every way. And it looks better on a PS3...
please explain all the ways it's better besides graphics and it being easy for really bad FPS players to get kills..pretty short list i'm guessing.. OR is it that you never owned a 360 and COD4 is the best game you have to play/chose from on your console? Side note: IF you had a 360 then why would you not get COD4 for IT? better online, better controller etc.. the list goes on. I know you said "And it looks better on a PS3..." and that comment is not only erroneous (the graphics are near identical) but an absurd reason to buy it (Gameplay is always more important)
7-Up to that sh*t!
Damn, this was written in Dec of 2007 and is just getting posted now?
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