"Before downloading DiveKick I’ve never had so many Steam messages in my life.
That sounds sort of boastful, so let me re-phrase it.
Before downloading DiveKick I’ve never had so many Steam messages openly questioning my choice of interactive entertainment. Dudes, I’m trying to drop-kick a cigar smoking, toxic mutated, saliva factory of a bear, go back to your card farming.
Fortunately for those people I scribbled a lovely, eloquent review detailing the appeal of Iron Galaxy’s two-button scrapper over here. But the dirge of communication questioning the game’s quality highlights a clear issue with the game. And with my (clearly lacking) readership."