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Submitted by Prcko 678d ago | article

I can't wait to do yoga in Grand Theft Auto V

So, Grand Theft Auto V has yoga. It's, um, wow. That's certainly some interesting yoga moves there. The move on the left is called the Downward Facing Camel, the one in the middle is the Punching Starfish, and the third one is called Lucky Triangle. Lucky indeed. (Grand Theft Auto V, PS3, Xbox 360)

Kingthrash360  +   678d ago
you cant wait to play yoga in gta?
virgin words. o.O
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JackStraw  +   677d ago
you ain't had p*ssy since p*ssy had you.
Kingthrash360  +   677d ago
lol I live in tacos homie.....I created the orgasm abd wrote a book for you puss laggin foos who disagreed....really cant wait to do yoga on a game? that's 1st base in real life....so you xant wait for 1st base in a vid game?
I can't wait to play gtaV but not for fake first base...but for fake bank robberies and fack expensive cars....I have enough real p*ssy to share with you yoga virgins.....stop being pervs and you my get some real p*ssy.
real nigga talk...bring on the disagrees perv-virg boys
JackStraw  +   677d ago
thank you for proving my point.
SilentNegotiator  +   677d ago
...am I still on a video game website?
StoutBEER  +   677d ago
Holy shit this is N4G'S user base?
Despicable in the words of Daffy Duck
SilentNegotiator  +   677d ago
One person represents N4G's userbase?
Hufandpuf  +   678d ago
lol thats just wrong
SilentNegotiator  +   677d ago
It's sexier than the hot coffee mod.
cell989  +   677d ago
this is why girls that do Yoga rock!
pandehz  +   677d ago
Sounds so wrong. Its like watching ppl exercise while lazing around and feeling like you've exercised.
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Hazmat13  +   677d ago
yoga? hardly know her! (its just gonna get worse and worse, you cant stop me!)
cyclindk  +   677d ago
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Godlovesgamers  +   677d ago
You stay classy, R*
Mr_Butata  +   677d ago
Sounds like a great way to achieve Nirvana!
dcj0524  +   677d ago
I'll just go to the local yogo class.I'm ddefinitely not the creeper that watches but never joins and has a canon HD camera taking pictures and going to the bathroom an---. *cough cough* yeah. Certainly not me.
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kingPoS  +   677d ago
Dhalsim agrees!
e-p-ayeaH  +   677d ago
Waste of money, time and effort was put into this...why they cant put a drug/meth lab mode? i think that would be fun.

or maybe a zombie outbreak mode since that's what most open world games do nowdays since red dead nightmare

walking dead and breaking bad in the same game = epic
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Leio  +   677d ago
Remind me of this

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