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Submitted by CaptainYesterday 491d ago | news

There's Something Strange About GTA V's Yoga Clinic

Kotaku:"I'm no yoga expert — not by a long shot — but I am pretty sure the poses depicted in Grand Theft Auto V's newly-updated Los Santos Travelogue aren't on the up-and-up. This one's "Downward Facing Camel." The others are incredibly NSFW. " (Grand Theft Auto V, PS3, Xbox 360)

Donnieboi  +   491d ago
Wtf? I think the comedy in the series has Definately returned. Lol.
Godlovesgamers  +   491d ago
And by 'comedy' I'm sure you're referring to the tasteless, classless 'shock factor', right?

Indecency anywhere is a threat to decency everywhere, no?
PCGamingNoobs   491d ago | Personal attack | show
LightSamus  +   491d ago
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
KwietStorm  +   491d ago
yawn
3-4-5  +   491d ago
He's obviously ABOVE poop jokes. lol
Godlovesgamers  +   491d ago
Look, first off let me say I woke up to a very good day, I'm actually in quite a happy mood.

Secondly, I'm not above a good poop/fart joke, but this is way beyond that, it's just straight up classless/tasteless garbage. This isn't comedic, there is no subtlety or any artistic depth or value to this, it's "how far can we go this time" just for the sake of doing so, something which ANYONE with even half a brain is capable of.

That being said, what then is it's value? It's worthless garbage and anyone with just the slightest inclination of class or decency can plainly see this for what it is; the perpetuation of some twisted pervert.

I'm sorry I can be as complacent and apathetic as everyone else here that clicks "disagree" and just accepts everything I'm fed. I guess I'm just a remnant from a time when pornography was looked down upon and rightly so, when being a slut or a man-whore was something to be ashamed of instead of championed.

But I get it, this generation thinks a complete lack of standards is the way to go. You think your freedom allows you all the right to alienate and offend everyone else around you and in turn infringe upon other peoples freedoms. Instead of doing something positive with such a great privilege, you choose to use it for a negative effect.
xxBiG_BoSSxx  +   491d ago | Well said
I find the images to be quite humorous. I suppose then, by your standard, I am a half brained, complacent, indecent, immoral, idiot? Are you so proud? Are you so righteous as to condemn and insult others for what they believe to be funny? If so then I say God bless you sir, you are truly a better man than I.

For I would never deride another for finding humor where I do not. To do so would be hypocrisy, as there are certainly subjects I find hilarious that another would not.

I would not mistake tolerance or indifference with apathy and complacency. To do so would be blinding myself to the growth of society's humanity.

And I would not speak of my freedom's infringement, while clearly attacking those that merely disagree with me. You are very free, good sir. Free to hate these photos of sexually suggestive yoga poses. Free to ignore them, or not purchase the game, if you so choose. Others are free to do the opposite. You are not free however, to suggest such things should not exist simply because you disagree with them, for that would not be freedom.

In closing, I would like to say I just farted so hard it hurt my butt.
Kurylo3d   491d ago | Immature | show
Bowzabub  +   491d ago
I'm thinking GodlovesGamers' significant other is in a "yoga course".
OohRah!
Qrphe  +   491d ago
Shut up Jesus
PeaSFor   491d ago | Not a reply | show
liquidhalos  +   490d ago
@godlovesgamers

Save your holier than thou shite for somewhere else.
mo241  +   491d ago
haha your funny as hell.
it's a game where everything is aloud (killing peolpe, stealing cars , whores, drugs)
and your talking about indecency.
you got your places for decency, and your places for the opposite.

FIND YOUR BALANCE
Godlovesgamers   491d ago | Personal attack | show
TheTimeDoctor   491d ago | Personal attack | show
US8F   491d ago | Off topic | show
Kurylo3d  +   491d ago
Its a video game. Its not happening for real. Get a grip. Your just as much a sinner as anyone else.

I love how you make a perverted joke into raping someones sister. I mean wtf?
US8F   491d ago | Off topic | show
xxBiG_BoSSxx   491d ago | Off topic | show
Danniel1  +   490d ago
@GLG only a fool thinks that logic can be applied universally there are almost always exceptions and caveats.

@US8F This is a VIDEO GAMES site, not an open house for the axis of evil. Laws aren't the reason I don't kill and rape; my personal beliefs and morality are. I think I can speak for the majority of N4g users here when I say that your opinion was pointlessly insulting and poorly expressed.
omi25p  +   490d ago
When did the comedy leave?
ABeastNamedTariq  +   491d ago
LMAO, that is hilarious. Too funny.
iamnsuperman  +   491d ago
What they hell am I doing. I need to get into yoga asap
CaptainYesterday  +   491d ago
Right behind you.
General Shrooms  +   491d ago
icwatudidthar
FullMetalTech  +   491d ago
LOL. Nice one!
KwietStorm  +   491d ago
On second thought..
Mkai28  +   491d ago
Hope you don't mean that literally ;)
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EXVirtual  +   491d ago
I´ve got it covered. They have cosplay if you´re into that.
generalthadeape  +   491d ago
Yeah-- looks pretty good to me!
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Martywren  +   491d ago
Lol wow u gotta love R*sexism.
aLucidMind  +   490d ago
How is this sexist? Because it isnt.
Sketchy_Galore  +   491d ago
I assume after the session you can kill your instructor and get your money back?
thinktwice  +   491d ago
Gta always had some sort of humor to it which I really like it's a good thing they don't really go extreme overboard like Saints Row now thats just stupid but like grand theft auto if you would drive around or simply walk around the crowd you can hear people talking to themselves or other people and saying some pretty silly shit which I find very amusing example I was cruising around in my car and I stopped behind a taxi cab then I cut him off and park in front of him he kept beeping the horn and said move it I have to take a shit pretty funny
Tzuno  +   491d ago
bend over, let me touch your arse, mmm smells like party!!!!!!
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KwietStorm  +   491d ago
Punching Starfish ahahah
claud3  +   491d ago
This is the amazing work of R* writers and brain storming in the office and coming up with insanely funny jokes that goes over most peoples heads
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Evil_Ryu  +   491d ago
i just hope they dont go the route saints row has...
GrandTheftGamer_V  +   491d ago
Why does this strangely turn me on..
vigilante_man  +   491d ago
Because you Sir, are a perv!!
Kte  +   491d ago
You know what..I'm gonna get this game now lol
vigilante_man  +   491d ago
It is a bit of fun,
it is only a video game,
it is totally tasteless,
it is adult humour,
it could of been left out of the PR from Rockstar,
it is totally unsuitable for the millions of kids who will want to play this game,
it is cheap and lazy advertising,
it is 2013,
it is what it is!
rela82me  +   490d ago
The only thing is, they totally aren't marketing this game towards children. They infact have participated in many awareness programs for parents to regard ESRB and PEGI. At this point if children are subjected to this it is completely the parents fault.

The website itself doesn't allow people under 18 on it. Of course that is easily walked passed by children, but again that leads to parents not monitoring their children.

I believe this is right up Rockstars ally, and while I can enjoy the humor, I agree it isn't suitable for all audiences. I don't believe it is cheap and lazy advertising, because that is the core of what their game is about. Creating their own type of pop-cultured jokes. They have came a VERY long way in developing their brand and humor.
claud3  +   491d ago
It is all GTA 3d era rolled into one and here becomes GTA V and more

Old humor mixed with fresh modern day satire

Well done R*
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