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Submitted by doctorstrange 905d ago | news

Grand Theft Auto V’s Lengthy ESRB Rating Description Makes it Sound Like the Filthiest Game Ever

We finally received confirmation that Grand Theft Auto V would be a Day 1 Digital title on the PSN, with pre-orders now live, but the ESRB has tried to ruin the fun by posting their full ratings summary for the September 17th release. - PSLS (Grand Theft Auto V, PS3, Xbox 360)

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Foolsjoker  +   905d ago
Filthiest game ever? Can I get two?
cleft5  +   905d ago
All I can think is thank goodness Rockstar isn't going to shy away from making the game they believe in.
brodychet  +   904d ago
@cleft5 Exactly. Keep their heads held high, and deliver another disturbingly amazing work of art.
j-blaze  +   905d ago
a disgusting game i'll never buy, thank you R* for saving my money!
DARK WITNESS  +   905d ago
I know, it's absolutely shameful and sets an appalling example for young adults who are addicted to this sort of destructive behavior... I can't wait !! :)
brodychet  +   904d ago
Oh man, I think I know what you mean't to say j-blaze, don't worry I got you;

"An amazing work of art, which differs from society's regulations and acceptance. Though it may be crude, this should come as no surprise as all the other HIT Rockstar games, usually are. I cannot wait to throw money in their faces!"
ZBlacktt  +   905d ago
That means it will sell 15 million in the first year, lol.
Snookies12  +   905d ago
"depictions of raw sewage and feces on a worker’s body"

Hahaha, that's lovely.
ZBlacktt  +   905d ago
More so if you throw it on them, lol.... wait wut?
user7402931  +   905d ago
this better come to ps4
SIRHC13  +   905d ago
Yes, please. I want Fox News to give this game hell, in other words, attention.

Mmmmmm, that GTA Controversy. I can feel it. It's near.

"a location that includes male cult members with exposed genitalia in a non-sexual context."

Wow
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KonsoruMasuta  +   905d ago
"includes male cult members with exposed genitalia in a non-sexual context."

Not sure how I feel about that.
SpideySpeakz  +   905d ago
It means you MUST buy it day one.
GamingManiac  +   905d ago
You no comfortable seeing a dick in a video game? LOL!!
MidnytRain  +   903d ago
Not everyone's a dick fan, lol.
Bobby Kotex  +   905d ago
Can't wait, hopefully there's some preload, but I guess that's wishful thinking.
TrendyGamers  +   905d ago
I feel like this comment could be easily taken out of context...
Audiggity  +   905d ago
His profile image doesn't help.
brodychet  +   904d ago
LOL
GusBricker  +   905d ago
Didn't we all know this?

I mean, in the trailer Trevor was trying to force a leg down the damn toilet. lol
M-M  +   905d ago
It's like borderline AO lol, hence it will sell a ton.
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CNCOMICS  +   905d ago
Makes you wonder how watered-down the Australian version will be in comparison.
dcj0524  +   905d ago
This game will be far away from Australia's shore.
TrendyGamers  +   905d ago
There's no anal probing and that's all they seem to care about.
Master-H  +   905d ago
The filthier the better imo.
Speaking of length, have they said how long's the Story , i know it hard to put it in hours since everyone plays this kinda game differently, but Sand Andreas had like 200 and something story missions which was extremely long, while Vice City was like 64 missions from what i remember, i wonder how many story missions V has.
eman3d  +   905d ago
The dumbing down of America continues. How many stupid parents will put this game under the Christmas tree for 10 year old Timmy. Geez.
Cam977  +   905d ago
I hope it's awful so the kids who have stupid parents gets effed up as a result of their ignorance. The back of the box should say ALL of this.
Titties, dicks, wanking, necrophilia, violence, hate-words and strip clubs shouldn' even be seen by 13 year olds! The world needs to wake up! Damn parents are too clueless and use it to babysit their child.
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Master-H  +   905d ago
wtf
dcj0524  +   905d ago
Imo you're terrible for saying this.
JackStraw  +   905d ago
i've been playing gta since i was 7. i'm 21 now, will be finishing my last year of uni soon. never been to jail. it's not bad parenting to let your kids play games like gta, it's just bad parenting to let games like gta raise your kids.
eman3d  +   905d ago
How many of you in this room have parents dumb enough to buy you this game and your in elementary school???
Y_5150  +   904d ago
I was playing Grand theft Auto since I was 11. I'm now 19 and I'm doing fine. :P
Cam977  +   905d ago
Damnit Rockstar, more dicks!?!
Masturbation too, eugh!
That_Ninja_Gray_Fox  +   905d ago
I can't wait to bang and kill hookers!
bohemian 23  +   905d ago
I'm with you there.
Y_5150  +   904d ago
And then get your money back.
ghoh1  +   905d ago
well, then its safe to say that it will be banned in couple of countries
Godlovesgamers  +   904d ago
Garbage in, garbage out. I'll be leaving this "lets make it as controversial and tasteless as we possibly can just for the sake of doing so" trash out of my games collection.

Just remember Houser Bros. it costs nothing to be a bit tasteful and classy.
Y_5150  +   904d ago
R* is the best. I'm going to be amaze.

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