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Man almost killed in strategic turn-based drunken bar fight

A drunken man was severely injured after participating in a strategic turn-based fight with several other men outside a bar in Manchester, England.

Police were called in the early hours of Friday to the incident outside a local bar where they discovered David Frederick, 28, lying face-down on the pavement, bleeding heavily. Witnesses claim that Mr Frederick had stood completely motionless whilst a number of men had taken it in turns to punch, kick and stab him.

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Snookies121139d ago (Edited 1139d ago )

Gotta make sure your ATB gauge fills up fast enough in times like these. Seeing as how he was only level 28, it comes as no surprise though.

hennessey861139d ago

Used a block spell before encouraging the attacks

zeal0us1139d ago

Its TDP so I'm pretty sure this a humor piece. Regardless of that I have to say it still quite funny.

digitalscrutiny1139d ago

"It is believed the fight broke out after Mr Frederick became embroiled in an argument with the group of men. Realising that he was outnumbered, it is thought that Mr Frederick initiated a turn-based battle in a bid to out-strategise his drunken opponents."

:')

pwnsause_returns1139d ago

Insert final fantasy victory theme here.