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Submitted by hellosnoooopy 395d ago | opinion piece

Man almost killed in strategic turn-based drunken bar fight

A drunken man was severely injured after participating in a strategic turn-based fight with several other men outside a bar in Manchester, England.

Police were called in the early hours of Friday to the incident outside a local bar where they discovered David Frederick, 28, lying face-down on the pavement, bleeding heavily. Witnesses claim that Mr Frederick had stood completely motionless whilst a number of men had taken it in turns to punch, kick and stab him. (Culture)

Snookies12  +   395d ago
Gotta make sure your ATB gauge fills up fast enough in times like these. Seeing as how he was only level 28, it comes as no surprise though.
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hennessey86  +   395d ago
He should have at least
Used a block spell before encouraging the attacks
zeal0us  +   395d ago
Its TDP so I'm pretty sure this a humor piece. Regardless of that I have to say it still quite funny.
digitalscrutiny  +   395d ago
"It is believed the fight broke out after Mr Frederick became embroiled in an argument with the group of men. Realising that he was outnumbered, it is thought that Mr Frederick initiated a turn-based battle in a bid to out-strategise his drunken opponents."

:')
pwnsause_returns  +   395d ago
Insert final fantasy victory theme here.
DirtyPimp  +   395d ago
platinum trophy
Hicken  +   395d ago
I loled.

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